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Yes, I'd love a wallet made from her _____.
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It's definitely a spoof site, but there actually are books bound in human leather.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/04/0411_060411_skin_book.html
A google search for "human leather" pulled up these interesting topics:
Not human leather related, but funny anyway - strapable chairs:
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/its_about_freaking_time_strapo.php
Nipple handbags:
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This lady's already wearing some...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GrhnFZez37k/SVaauPuZP8I/AAAAAAAAAN0/NpUYOeGY7Ss/s1600-h/human+leather.jpg
I want a human leather gig bag.
Not human leather related, but funny anyway - strapable chairs:
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/its_about_freaking_time_strapo.php
Nipple handbags:
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This lady's already wearing some...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GrhnFZez37k/SVaauPuZP8I/AAAAAAAAAN0/NpUYOeGY7Ss/s1600-h/human+leather.jpg
I want a human leather gig bag.
All this talk about vaginas, and "Asian dirty penny sauce" is just gross.
Man, can we not have a thread about flesh wallets and keep it clean?
What? Keep it clean? Here on the TBOT? Why, that's heresy, man! Besides, you'll spoil all our fun!
Heck, yer right. I've been puttin singles in dancer's "bill-folds" for years now, this would be an extension of that...
I hope you've had your hepatitis vaccinations.
BTW, that might have been a salty brown sauce you were eating...but I don't think that was soy sauce.
At the end of that meal, I'll bet this was your fortune cookie --->
Of course, I guess eating that is better than having Cream of Sum Yung Gy.
LOL!
She was showered. In fact, she still had little dewy water drops on her skin when we set it up. Matticus - no wasabi involved. Actually, we filmed it for an art project at her school.
Sadly, I have been trying to get the VIDEO of that ever since it happened. It was her camera. She took it with her, promising to give me a copy (including all the fun stuff we did afterwards
) but she never got me a copy, despite all my nagging. I tried to be nonchalant about it, but I think she detected a sense of desperation in my pleas. We eventually lost touch. She started dating some douche, and she went from an occasional korean booty call, to a chick I would run into once in a blue moon (with her douchebag boyfriend in tow all the time) to someone I never saw again. If I ever ran into her again, I would pay her money for that video now. :scowl:
Shiesty trickster move # 327. Deny requested evidence and up the anty by alluding to the possible existence of even better evidence. The oldest trick in the book!
Guy 1: I caught a 14 lb bass yesterday.
Guy 2: Well, ya got any pics?
Guy 1: No, but if you don't believe me you can always come and see it mounted on my wall. Unfortunately it's mounted on the wall of my Summer Villa, which I was just at yesterday, and returned home from this morning.
Guy 2:
John Bender: Well, Brians trying to tell me that in addition to the number of girls in the Niagara Falls area, that presently you and he are riding the hobby horse.
Shiesty trickster move # 327. Deny requested evidence and up the anty by alluding to the possible existence of even better evidence. The oldest trick in the book!
Guy 1: I caught a 14 lb bass yesterday.
Guy 2: Well, ya got any pics?
Guy 1: No, but if you don't believe me you can always come and see it mounted on my wall. Unfortunately it's mounted on the wall of my Summer Villa, which I was just at yesterday, and returned home from this morning.
Guy 2:
Lmao. In the spirit of this post you could have actually seen part of it running in a loop. Her ass and the sushi (actually it was maguro sashimi) arranged in a half circle across her top part of her crack. You could have seen my hand spread the cheeks apart and run it meat side down from her opening and up along the crack. That loop played repeatedly for two week straight. It showed at the UCI fine arts gallery for two weeks straight in 1994. So yeah, if you're Bender and you have access to a time machine, you can totally see it.
Uh-huh.Sadly, I have been trying to get the VIDEO of that ever since it happened. It was her camera. She took it with her, promising to give me a copy (including all the fun stuff we did afterwards
Yeah, cuz if you were going to sell human skin on the Internet, you'd want to put ALL the details right on your website so that everyone in the whole world would know who you are and right where to find you...you know, since everyone in the whole world is totally cool with the idea of selling human skin online.
They say it's not illegal. So why wouldn't you put the info on the site? Definitely a hoax. Plus, they could have done better than copy-pasting a lot of the info on the site.
I'm gonna start a business of selling human skin jewels, such as rings and earrings.
All I need is a couple rabbis and imams to supply me with stock material.
All I need is a couple rabbis and imams to supply me with stock material.
Having a wallet out of my loved ones? I haven't lost it that much yet...
Still,just for fun,I'd like a wallet made of Relic's butt skin so that ı could tell him stuff like "hey man I drew 50$ from your butt today".
Still,just for fun,I'd like a wallet made of Relic's butt skin so that ı could tell him stuff like "hey man I drew 50$ from your butt today".
Now THAT, my TB frenz, is a man-crush.I'd like a wallet made of Relic's butt skin so that ı could tell him stuff like "hey man I drew 50$ from your butt today".
