Yes, I'd love a wallet made from her _____.

[hover]

Who went and ordered a "second skin"? we specifically got an order for a "magnum" size "second skin" for a Mr. Hover. anyone seen a Mr. Hover?

 

[stratovani]

Absolutely. Who says that the seat has to be made out of back-skin?
You can make it out of the face and include the tongue and teeth. You can do many things both good and bad with a fully-functional tongue and a set of choppers.

Enough already! This is the third time someone has made me blow tea through my nose!


I have to admit, this is one of the funniest threads I've ever read here on TB!

 

[GregC]

If true, it's creepy.

 

[Jazz Ad]

It's almost as good as bonsai kittens.

 

[gold_member_321]

I'll take two, and a pair of $30,000 human leather shoes.

 

[totallyfrozen]

Enough already! This is the third time someone has made me blow tea through my nose!...

That's easy to fix...STOP DRINKING TEA!

 

[Relic]

That's easy to fix...STOP DRINKING TEA!

that, or start drinking tea from vagina-skin dribble cups. You'll be the life of the party!

 

[totallyfrozen]

You might be onto something here. I've probably got more expertise in dining on sexy Asian chicks @$$ than I do tasting actual milk and honey. Sigh. I'm not a proud man. :scowl:

Aren't you worried about all the MSG you might be getting?

Like they say...you are what you eat!

Your dental hygienist must have the courage of a lion!

 

[Eric Perry]

It's a wallet, but if you rub it just right it will turn into a duffel bag.

-Mike

 

[Deluge Of Sound]

that, or start drinking tea from vagina-skin dribble cups. You'll be the life of the party!

 

[line6man]

That's easy to fix...STOP DRINKING TEA!

Pfft. Not for all the tea in china.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Aren't you worried about all the MSG you might be getting?

Like they say...you are what you eat!

Your dental hygienist must have the courage of a lion!

I've eaten sushi off a sexy asian chick's butt and let's say that I got very creative where I kept the little puddle of soy sauce.

 

[MatticusMania]

let's say that I got very creative where I kept the little puddle of soy sauce.

On the coffee table, but not on a coaster? Must have drove her nuts!



How painful is wasabi/genital contact? I'd imagine very.

 

[Eric Perry]

I've eaten sushi off a sexy asian chick's butt and let's say that I got very creative where I kept the little puddle of soy sauce.

Nom nom nom

 

[MyWifeBoris]

I wouldn't want to touch some dead guy's skin. I wouldn't even want to touch some dead woman's skin.

I don't even want to touch living skin that's not mine or my girlfriend's. I find it just gross. D:

 

[totallyfrozen]

I've eaten sushi off a sexy asian chick's butt and let's say that I got very creative where I kept the little puddle of soy sauce.

I hope you've had your hepatitis vaccinations.
BTW, that might have been a salty brown sauce you were eating...but I don't think that was soy sauce.

At the end of that meal, I'll bet this was your fortune cookie --->

Of course, I guess eating that is better than having Cream of Sum Yung Gy.

LOL!

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Based on the responses in this thread, however, it looks like an epic fail. Outrage: 0 Custom orders: 12

The man cards are strong in this group

 

[cardboardJoe]

BTW, that might have been a salty brown sauce you were eating...but I don't think that was soy sauce.

Sounds like totallyfrozen was there just before you were, Maki.....

 

[thefruitfarmer]

It's almost as good as bonsai kittens.

Glad you said that.....there is not enough details on the site for it to be any more than a spoof site.

Had me going for 5 minutes though.

 

[hover]

All this talk about vaginas, and "Asian dirty penny sauce" is just gross.

Man, can we not have a thread about flesh wallets and keep it clean?