Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by Blazer, Apr 24, 2005.

  1. Blazer


    Nov 27, 2003
    The Netherlands
    Rogue luthier employed at Knooren Handcrafted bass guitars
    I was searching E-bay for affordable cool projects and came across what used to be a Yamaha BB1000

    Well words can't describe the carnage so I'll just let the pictures do the talking...


    If you want to bid on this abomination or if the pictures won't load, go here...
  2. Nadav


    Nov 13, 2004
    Atlanta, GA
    :eek: :scowl: *vomits*
  3. purfektstranger


    Apr 10, 2003
    Lighter fluid and a match please.......
  4. Sane


    Dec 4, 2004
    Melbourne Fl
    well the body could be sanded and saved... the pickups and other electronics could also be salvaged probley... Not to mention the bridge from what I could see.. 10 dollar bid and 15 shipping dont know may be worth it to someone
  5. Planet Boulder

    Planet Boulder Hey, this is a private residence...man Supporting Member

    Nov 10, 2001
    6,482 feet above sea level
    I once had impure thoughts. Oh, and I pluck my ear hair.
    I dunno, guys - i think the builder may be on to something with that "Hingestock". Somebody needs to patent this brilliance before Wish gets a wiff...
  6. teej


    Aug 19, 2004
    Sheffield, AL 35660
    How could the hinge POSSIBLY be useful?
  7. fraublugher


    Nov 19, 2004
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    music school retailer
    dont fret and treat it as a whammy bar ," just below the surface of the canal."
  8. nismaniac


    Feb 21, 2005
    OKC, OK

    I just did the same. Stuff like that makes me feel sick. That close up of the headstock is what sent me over the edge.
  9. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    The headstock folds to make it more compact for travel.

    From the house to the dumpster.
  10. danman


    May 18, 2004
    Philadelphia, PA
    This is what happens when modern artists mate with musicians.

  11. It's the the new Sadowsky line. In addition to the the NYC and Metro series, there is the new RUN-OVER-BY-A-METRO, completely devoid of any "j bass on steroids" aura.
  12. Maybe it was a bad acid trip,or some forout imagiantion

    haha, says that in description
  13. honestly it seems like a great deal for $10, i mean new neck some body work and new electronics and you have a pretty nice looking bass. I would pic it up if I didnt already have my own project on the go.
  14. It's description reads "J-Bass on Crack" now. For a slight upcharge they'll weld the strings onto the bridge for you so you will never have to buy them anymore and instead have more money to give to your dealer.

    I, for one, am getting big time GAS :ninja: (for crack).
  15. Dincrest


    Sep 27, 2004
    New Jersey
    The line "I will make a great conversation peace" had me in stitches.
  16. With a new input jack that actually may become a superlative sleeper of a bass.

    If you have the $ install a Sadowsky or J Retro preamp and it'll be tonal nirvana and I'm sure it'll play like like butta'.
  17. could be tricky as its a neckthrough, but i dare say where theres a will
  18. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    San Antonio
    :bawl: I think we should all make sure to let our basses know that we love them...
  19. teej


    Aug 19, 2004
    Sheffield, AL 35660
    Go headless.