Your Secret Weapon

[slobake]

I'm probably not going to overwhelm people with my intellect so what does that leave me? I have been told that my smile is disarming. Unfortunately that doesn't work here on Talkbass.
My smile is not a conscious thing I do it is just who I am. Having some issue here at work and this morning my wife told me to use my secret weapon.
I said "Secret Weapon?"
She replied "Your smile"
I will see how that works out later. I got terse with my boss last night. I do my best to love the person in front of me. Sometimes that is easier than others and I blow it.
So, my talkbass brothers and sisters. What do you think your secret weapon is?

 

[bholder]

My spleen.

 

[Stewie26]

Unfortunately, I don't have one. I just have to work hard to get things done.

 

[dwm74]

My wife tells me I have nice legs for a guy.

Maybe I should wear daisy dukes to my next business meeting...

 

[ZenG]

Hand puppet. I can always defuse a situation by talking to people through my hand puppet.

 

[Rodent]

my secret weapon used on many a 16-hour Atlanta - Seoul flight: the high altitude side effects of consuming mass quantities of kimchee the preceding three days.

I've learned from experience it's the only universally comprehended weapon when language is a barrier for polite discussion.

when TSA no longer allows one to bring a firearm to a high altitude gunfight, it pays to be properly armed with a comparable backup plan

 

[fingerguy]

My eyelashes. I am NOT kidding. The girls go nuts over them and many say they are jealous. They are so long when I do my eye exams sometimes their assistant has to hold my eyelids open for the lashes get in the way.

 

[Chicory Blue]

Nobody ever looks at me the same after I lay their life out on a card table.

--^@

 

[mellowinman]

Smile, charm, hair, ability to count are my three secret weapons.

 

[Gorn]

I can hadouken like Ryu in Street Fighter. People don't know that about me but it's true.

 

[Funky Ghost]

My ability to switch instantly from erudite to obtuse at a moments notice.

 

[yodedude2]

if i told you, well then it wouldn't be a secret anymore now, would it?

 

[maxmaroon]

Eyes...TBH, I think that's everybody's secret weapon. Crazy eyes seem to be my specialty but I rarely use them anymore.

 

[maxmaroon]

My eyelashes. I am NOT kidding. The girls go nuts over them and many say they are jealous. They are so long when I do my eye exams sometimes their assistant has to hold my eyelids open for the lashes get in the way.

+1
Too funny. Almost every girl I've dated has mentioned being jealous of my lashes.

 

[slobake]

Hand puppet. I can always defuse a situation by talking to people through my hand puppet.

 

[slobake]

Unfortunately, I don't have one. I just have to work hard to get things done.

Bummer! I hate it when I have to do that.

 

[XXL]

Id say patience. Especially with all the traffic in So. California.

 

[pie_man_25]

My voice. I'm not a big guy, my co-workers say I'm 160 on a good day... Except I'm 150. I don't use it often, but when I'm given the opportunity to use my voice, I belt it out and everybody knows I'm in charge and I'm talking. I'm still learning the art of brevity for maximum effect, though.

 

[slobake]

My voice. I'm not a big guy, my co-workers say I'm 160 on a good day... Except I'm 150. I don't use it often, but when I'm given the opportunity to use my voice, I belt it out and everybody knows I'm in charge and I'm talking. I'm still learning the art of brevity for maximum effect, though.

I can have a very loud, piercing voice when choose. I am usually not a loud talker so it is more effective when I speak with volume. Brevity is a good thing.

 

[P. Aaron]

Start a conversation about Steely Dan music. Non-fans & non-musicians bail.