Your Space Force Name

[rufus.K]

Octave Grinder

 

[Funky Ghost]

Laughing Grill

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Slide Grinder

 

[IconBasser]

Sgt. Pew-Pew Toaster.

Just doesn't sound very majestic, does it?

 

[Deleted member 268085]

What about co-opting PewDiePie?

 

[G-Dog]

What about co-opting PewDiePie?

You mean from the original Pew D'Pieplate?
.

 

[SgtHulka]

Orgasm Microwave.

 

[David Jayne]

Boiiing Toaster. Hmm.

 

[fhm555]

I’ve got a new name since Christmas. I got a ceramic coated iron dutch oven and it’s my new fave kitchen gadget so now i’m...
Boing Iron Pot.
That’s mister Boing Iron Pot thank you very much.

 

[the harp unstrung]

Boing Iron Pot...

(You could pass for an Officer, if you put just enough asshat into your strut.)

 

[Winslow]

(You could pass for an Officer, if you put just enough asshat into your strut.)

Also: Carry a clipboard, and look mildly annoyed.

 

[frnjplayer]

EQ Perc.

 

[G-Dog]

EQ Perc.

Did you shorten your family name of Percolator to remove evidence of ethnic origins?
.

 

[Qlanq]

Whoosh Bottle Opener.
I don't think Space Force would have me.

 

[G-Dog]

Whoosh Bottle Opener.
I don't think Space Force would have me.

Sounds perfect for KP duty! Most important job in any military.
.

 

[MonetBass]

My name would be Urall Gonnadie.
"What's your name, soldier?"
"Urall Gonnadie, sir."

 

[frnjplayer]

Did you shorten your family name of Percolator to remove evidence of ethnic origins?
.

Foreigners had trouble with the pronunciation.

 

[eastcoasteddie]

Fart [coffee]Maker
Sounds about right...

 

[SgtHulka]

Fart [coffee]Maker
Sounds about right...

If it was a microwave cart you could call yourself Fart Cart.

 

[fdeck]

Space Cadet Highpass Handmixer