Zombie apocalypse! Your weapon is to your left, what is it?

[Relic]

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In my case it's a computer desk chair..

 

[Joe Gress]

Feather boa.

****. I'm at my friends house I swear!!!

 

[Relic]

HAHAHA!!!

 

[FrankenIbanez70]

Epi Thunderbird

 

[fuzzy beard]

My printer.

 

[jmattbassplaya]

Vaseline bottle

 

[tplyons]

iPhone to the rescue!

 

[fuzzy beard]

I just threw up! jmatt

 

[Relic]

iPhone to the rescue!

lol, there's got to be an app for killing zombies

 

[ksihawk7]

Empty Coke can. I think I'm set.

 

[Dazey]

An off brand strat.

Eh, it will do

 

[kingpin2512]

I have a pack of cigs with a lighter in the pack....Do zombies get cancer?

 

[spade2you]

Another computer monitor.

 

[Broadstbully22]

I have fire wood beside me. That's actually not bad. lol

 

[JdoubleH]

TV remote. Specifically the off button, though channel up / down seems to work too.

 

[Otter]

Two 100 pound Akitas...provided the dogs are immune to the "pathogen" I'm all set!

 

[Kwesi]

A door... I'm ready.

 

[colcifer]

A small flashlight, some hand sanitizer, and a back of guitar strings. I suppose I could strangle and/or decapitate a fair amount with the guitar strings before they all break. The effectiveness of that depends on what zombie myths we're using, though. Sadly, the flashlight, while sturdy, isn't suitable to be used as a bludgeon. It might punch through a particularly decomposed skull, I suppose. Other than setting it on fire, there's not much to be done with with the hand sanitizer.

 

[sarcastro83]

just got punched in the arm for informing my girlfriend that she's getting thrown to the undead as my first and only line of defense... she can be SO SELFISH sometimes!

 

[tom once dead]

Well, my only weapon is a VT Bass.

At least I'll have a good tone when I get eaten by the undead