This made me laugh

[lowfreq33]

Saw this on craigslist. I'm sure the guy is good at making beats or whatever hip hop "producers" do, but the wording of the ad combined with the picture and location just made me laugh. Brought to mind the old SNL sketches with Sean Connery on Jeopardy. Enjoy.

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[tastybasslines]

The picture is awesome.

 

[colcifer]

De Rap Producer Beats For Sale (Rapersville)

Date: 2012-11-01, 10:34AM CDT
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Da Produsa is back in da rap game (Coupe De (Nash) 'Ville)

I'm a man of many titles, wit da skillz to pay the bizzy bizzys. You need someone like Yeezy or Hova types of skill to produce yo slop, but can't cough up da jack to git it on with that level of troopa? Hire me, Da Produsa, and watch yo tracks catch on FIYA!!!!!!! I got turntables fo dat old skool wiki-wiki. I got Logics 9.0 fo you Apple homies. I'm diggity-diggity-down with Pro Tools LE if you wanna roll dat way tho. I'd give you my REZ-OO-MAY, but it'd be too long to list on here. I mainly work wit underground hip hop artists like Big Cheese, Covert Convictz, Ziggy Cardust, Mo-LEEK & the Analog Underground, and 7 year old rap sensation Lil Parchese (just a sangle tho). I can turn yo wack project into an exercise of 808 MADNESS, SON. All yo friends will be boomin YO TRACKS instead of some Pee-Wee Herman shizzy dizzy that they playin now. YO TRACKS. Imagine dat, son. Yo tracks be shinin thoo now, out da clouds, and into the limelight of loud (just a sample lyric, free uh charge...holla).



Location: Rapersville
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3379208726

For when the ad is deleted.

 

[Bert Slide]

"Location: Rapersville" LMAO! I think that is in the alley behind Printer's Alley. VIVA NASHVEGAS!

 

[EricF]

The pic is the frosting on this donut.

 

[pocketgroove]

"Location: Rapersville" LMAO! I think that is in the alley behind Printer's Alley. VIVA NASHVEGAS!

Yikes...I don't think I'd want to go there lmao

 

[lowfreq33]

"Location: Rapersville" LMAO! I think that is in the alley behind Printer's Alley. VIVA NASHVEGAS!

You're right, I believe you get there through the BACK door of The Brass Stables!

I wish someone would post the picture for posterity, I'm not able to from my phone.

 

[EricF]

I wish someone would post the picture for posterity, I'm not able to from my phone.

Done (see above).

 

[fourstringdrums]

lmfao Thanks man I needed that..

 

[geeza]

What's wrong with Pee-Wee Herman shizzy dizzy? That's what I wanna know.

 

[macaroni tony]

Please.....PLEASE tell me this isn't real!! Otherwise I fear for my people

 

[hdracer]

Looks like his studio is in here

 

[nickbass79]

He gives a new meaning to trolling

 

[slobake]

Please.....PLEASE tell me this isn't real!! Otherwise I fear for my people

Has to be a joke. Pretty funny stuff.

 

[Ricnroll]

......I mainly work wit underground hip hop artists like ......... Ziggy Cardust

 

[pacojas]

......I mainly work wit underground hip hop artists like ......... Ziggy Cardust

lol,... that's right where i lost it! <lmao>

 

[lowfreq33]

Done (see above).

Thank you.

 

[lowfreq33]

Honestly the picture needs to be turned into a meme.

 

[Rush-2112]

......I mainly work wit underground hip hop artists like ......... Ziggy Cardust

Take your protein pills and put your seatbelt on.

 

[two fingers]

At least we can all agree that the tone coming from that 1/4" plywood desk is da real deal yo. It makes the monitor speakers be REZONAYTN!