Gentlemen! And Ladies! Of Science.
I am honored that you have decided to grant me the pleasure of your prescence. I have labored many months to put this presentation together for you, and I can not express at how pleased I am that all of you decided to show up. Thank you.
Now, the reason I've called you all here is an issue that is, and has been, a very significant part of our lives as humans. Gender Interaction. The division of males/females is roughly equal on this planet, and no matter how hard we may try, we will no doubt come in frequent contact with a member of the opposing gender. These exchanges CAN be congenial, pleasant, even productive. However, often times, ESPECIALLY when the two representatives of their respective genders are of intimate relations (ie. wed, courting, or otherwise engaged) when these exchanges can become heated arguements, irrational conflicts of interests with fiery verbal blows and hefty insults flung back and forth at one another like a shoot out at a Catapult Corral.
Why do these heated exchanges occur? And why, when members of opposing genders are present, are they often on similar topics. Leisure activities, goals for relationships, the arrangement of ones living room. Are not males and females very much the same? We are admittedly, differing physiologically and anatomically, but biologically we are very much the same. We both have many of the same organs, consume many of the same types of foods, and inhabit the same areas. So what could be the genesis of these seemingly unsurmountable obstacles in gender relations? I say, my colleagues, that it is because men and women differ from one another emotionally, psychically and socialogically. These differences are instilled throughout their birth and development and it could very well be, that men and women may never TRUELY understand one another.
Now calm down, my colleagues, I know this comes as a shock. But I DO have evidence to back up my outrageous claim! Namely this:
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Thank you.
(PS: UKer's may know this guy, he's supposed to be pretty well known over there. I think.)
(PPS: Yes, I am kidding! CLICK THE LINK!)
I am honored that you have decided to grant me the pleasure of your prescence. I have labored many months to put this presentation together for you, and I can not express at how pleased I am that all of you decided to show up. Thank you.
Now, the reason I've called you all here is an issue that is, and has been, a very significant part of our lives as humans. Gender Interaction. The division of males/females is roughly equal on this planet, and no matter how hard we may try, we will no doubt come in frequent contact with a member of the opposing gender. These exchanges CAN be congenial, pleasant, even productive. However, often times, ESPECIALLY when the two representatives of their respective genders are of intimate relations (ie. wed, courting, or otherwise engaged) when these exchanges can become heated arguements, irrational conflicts of interests with fiery verbal blows and hefty insults flung back and forth at one another like a shoot out at a Catapult Corral.
Why do these heated exchanges occur? And why, when members of opposing genders are present, are they often on similar topics. Leisure activities, goals for relationships, the arrangement of ones living room. Are not males and females very much the same? We are admittedly, differing physiologically and anatomically, but biologically we are very much the same. We both have many of the same organs, consume many of the same types of foods, and inhabit the same areas. So what could be the genesis of these seemingly unsurmountable obstacles in gender relations? I say, my colleagues, that it is because men and women differ from one another emotionally, psychically and socialogically. These differences are instilled throughout their birth and development and it could very well be, that men and women may never TRUELY understand one another.
Now calm down, my colleagues, I know this comes as a shock. But I DO have evidence to back up my outrageous claim! Namely this:
Link Removed
Thank you.
(PS: UKer's may know this guy, he's supposed to be pretty well known over there. I think.)
(PPS: Yes, I am kidding! CLICK THE LINK!)
