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what is your favorite bass player sterotype

i get the failed guitarist one about once a week, usually from some ignorant person who cant even play an instrument or from some guitard who things hes all high and mighty because he can play faster. HE HAS AN ELECTRIC GUITAR THAT IS GOING TO PLAY FASTER THAN A BASS! wow that kid makes me mad... anyways, my favorite stereotype is the one where we can groove to anything, i literally can:bassist:
 
"Are you a bass player?"

"...Yeah, how'd you know?"

"Yer a big dude, yer quiet, and you smoke like a chimney. Must be a bass player."

Some dude I didn't know said that to me while I was standing outside a Starbucks.
 
"Are you a bass player?"

"...Yeah, how'd you know?"

"Yer a big dude, yer quiet, and you smoke like a chimney. Must be a bass player."

Some dude I didn't know said that to me while I was standing outside a Starbucks.

Although i dont smoke i have heard the "you must be a bass player cuz your a big guy one a few times myself. Just a month ago a guy said this to me.
 
"Why don't you, like, move around more or something? You're not doin' much else."

And:

"Uh... Bass doesn't need effects, dude."

Oh! And a guy (who also actally does know quite a lot) once told me that I shouldn't play with a pick.

It's cool, man. I just do what makes me happy.