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Play guitar, get laid. Play bass, be celibate.
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funny...
however, I never had an issue. Like has been previously said - it's all about the 'tude... and your chops.
however, I never had an issue. Like has been previously said - it's all about the 'tude... and your chops.
Around these parts, girls go mad for the bass player. They want a guy whos more interested in a good rumble than masturbation.
Rick Auricchio
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Ah, but it's the bassist who knows how the equipment works. How to hook it all up. And often how to repair it.
there are so many getards at my school and all that chicks the dig bass players. we are a nice change. its like me and 1 other guy play bass.
besides, bassists have bigger wood and can make things vibrate more.
besides, bassists have bigger wood and can make things vibrate more.
pffff, I can absolutely guarantee that bass players get more.
Tell you what, here's a secret for you that I've learned over the years - chicks immediate attention may be drawn by the guitar player, but give it about 10 mins and they'll be bored silly. Now, have the same bunch of chicks take turns sitting on your amp while you're playing something deep with lots of vibrations...they 'aint gonna get bored
matter of fact, they're going to get a bit uh...frisky.
No need to thank me now, just take what I have told you and make me proud!!
Tell you what, here's a secret for you that I've learned over the years - chicks immediate attention may be drawn by the guitar player, but give it about 10 mins and they'll be bored silly. Now, have the same bunch of chicks take turns sitting on your amp while you're playing something deep with lots of vibrations...they 'aint gonna get bored
matter of fact, they're going to get a bit uh...frisky.No need to thank me now, just take what I have told you and make me proud!!
pffff, I can absolutely guarantee that bass players get more.
Tell you what, here's a secret for you that I've learned over the years - chicks immediate attention may be drawn by the guitar player, but give it about 10 mins and they'll be bored silly. Now, have the same bunch of chicks take turns sitting on your amp while you're playing something deep with lots of vibrations...they 'aint gonna get bored
No need to thank me now, just take what I have told you and make me proud!!
Haha.
Gene Simmons + Nikki Sixx > all guitar players ever, combined.
We did catch a few throw backs from the super stud lead singer/guitar player....sure, on occasion. But did score plenty on my own. It also did help if his score had a super hot friend as well!!
pffff, I can absolutely guarantee that bass players get more.
Tell you what, here's a secret for you that I've learned over the years - chicks immediate attention may be drawn by the guitar player, but give it about 10 mins and they'll be bored silly. Now, have the same bunch of chicks take turns sitting on your amp while you're playing something deep with lots of vibrations...they 'aint gonna get bored
No need to thank me now, just take what I have told you and make me proud!!
my mind is running amuck
Haha.
Gene Simmons + Nikki Sixx > all guitar players ever, combined.
On the same note, Lemmy > Gene Simmons + Niki Sixx + all the other guitar guys.
This guy has been doing it since the dawn of time and I'd wager he gets more tail now than he did in the early 70's. Altough he has said that he did pick up guitar first because "owing a guitar" was enough to get it done back then.
I've always thought of the guitarist as a buffer between me and sexually transmitted diseases...
