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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by McHaven, Apr 14, 2009.

  1. McHaven


    Mar 1, 2005
  2. StyleOverShow

    StyleOverShow Still Playing After All These Years Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2008
    Hillsdale, Portland
    Hey, its all about the attitude. Get some personality and don't be a dufus.
  3. jmiller


    Dec 31, 2006
    Manager at Bass Club Chicago
  4. TheHegemon


    Feb 20, 2009
    Amarillo, TX

    Good laugh for the day
  5. Hmmm...Ain't like that in my neck of the woods.
  6. Greyvagabond


    Aug 17, 2007
    Los Angeles
    HAhahaha. Brilliant. There is also the ever popular "Learn drums to get handicapped parking"
  7. SanDiegoHarry

    SanDiegoHarry Banned Supporting Member

    Aug 11, 2008
    San Diego, CA

    however, I never had an issue. Like has been previously said - it's all about the 'tude... and your chops.
  8. dj150888


    Feb 25, 2008
    Belfast, Ireland
    Around these parts, girls go mad for the bass player. They want a guy whos more interested in a good rumble than masturbation.
  9. Rick Auricchio

    Rick Auricchio Registered Bass Offender

    Ah, but it's the bassist who knows how the equipment works. How to hook it all up. And often how to repair it.
  10. there are so many getards at my school and all that chicks the dig bass players. we are a nice change. its like me and 1 other guy play bass.

    besides, bassists have bigger wood and can make things vibrate more.:D
  11. sirpug


    May 8, 2008
    Everett Wa
    That's great, keep your pick in your wallet so you seem like you care. Classic!
  12. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    pffff, I can absolutely guarantee that bass players get more.

    Tell you what, here's a secret for you that I've learned over the years - chicks immediate attention may be drawn by the guitar player, but give it about 10 mins and they'll be bored silly. Now, have the same bunch of chicks take turns sitting on your amp while you're playing something deep with lots of vibrations...they 'aint gonna get bored :) matter of fact, they're going to get a bit uh...frisky.

    No need to thank me now, just take what I have told you and make me proud!!
  13. Grizzly700


    Mar 18, 2008
    Maryville, TN


    Gene Simmons + Nikki Sixx > all guitar players ever, combined. :p
  14. Mikio


    Feb 21, 2009
    Santiago de Chile
  15. We did catch a few throw backs from the super stud lead singer/guitar player....sure, on occasion. But did score plenty on my own. It also did help if his score had a super hot friend as well!!
  16. my mind is running amuck:bag:
  17. BillyRay

    BillyRay Supporting Member

    Jan 20, 2008
    On the same note, Lemmy > Gene Simmons + Niki Sixx + all the other guitar guys.

    This guy has been doing it since the dawn of time and I'd wager he gets more tail now than he did in the early 70's. Altough he has said that he did pick up guitar first because "owing a guitar" was enough to get it done back then.
  18. bass12

    bass12 And Grace, too

    Jun 8, 2008
    Montreal, Canada
    I've always thought of the guitarist as a buffer between me and sexually transmitted diseases...
  19. Mr. Mig

    Mr. Mig

    Sep 7, 2008
    A good laugh.

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