Recent content by Charlie Tango

I remember us kids laughing ourselves sick at Spike Jones' "Cocktails for Two." It still delights me.

Because the piano has been drinking.

Yeeeahhhh, it's been a long time since I intentionally did stuff that has a higher-than-very low probability of making me faw down, go boom.

All right now, dig Kermit out of your gig bag and...you know.

Coal slag?

Another article, 4 days ago, said that ZZ Top played a concert without him, as he had a leg/hip injury. Their longtime guitar tech substituted. Watch ZZ Top Perform Without Injured Dusty Hill

The problem with all vehicles that can go almost anywhere is cleaning them up afterward.

Way back when, Fritos used to come in a can, the kind that has a slotted key on the bottom that you snap off. Then up near the top edge of the can is a metal tab one bends out, there to slot into the key. Then the unwinding of the long metal strip begins, accompanied by the hiss of the vacuum...

I was only making a funny about the horsie bawls. Learned my lesson, I did. Should have known better, especially after those sucker posts yesterday, but no.

Two impressions: 1. That's an impressive amp. 2. You have some really cool books. ETA: That bass is really gorgeous.

Aww, that means no Churchill Downs oysters! :rollno: :D

In second year high school Spanish we were required to speak only Spanish in class. If we didn't, Mrs. Beck, who was born and raised near Madrid, would invariably say, "En Ingles, por favor," and make you repeat yourself in Spanish. The guy who sat next to me and I took to putting on a Speedy...

You'll take it and you'll be glad for it. Why, back in the old days, they used to make us cut a switch, put us on a treadmill and make us run while singing selections from The Messiah while they cracked us across the backside with the switch. That stuff made you tough! No, young lady, these...

I think the most commonly-used medication for chemical stress tests these days is called Lexiscan. In my experience it is a MUCH more easily tolerated than with its predecessor, Adenosine. I had Adenosine a couple different times, and it made me feel like I was having a heart attack, but...

The wrist can be a problem. I won't do that again. Maybe I'm just delicate.