I think there's a quote from Jurassic Park about this.
Also: I'm disappointed that this post isn't about an exercise, but glad it's not about sex. Neutral about names of alcoholic drinks.
I don't believe I've ever seen a non-straight(ish) fingerboard before. Torzal and Stash Stainless kinda-sorta being the exceptions. Anyone seen any other odd fingerboard takes? Do we need a Weird Fingerboards thread?