With my mighty mod powers, I was able to read Coolhandjjl's post before he so cruelly redacted it, robbing you of its glory.
I feel like I have stared into the eyes of a thousand gods, and the mysteries of the universe have all revealed themselves to me. Eternal life, power, and bliss are all mine.
And you guys missed it.
You will crawl meekly into your lonely graves, knowing that you will never, never know what true nirvana can be, and that your lives were utterly, wholly....empty.
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