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Discussion in 'Basses [DB]' started by Eric Rene Roy, Mar 22, 2010.
Just thought this was cool...from a painting by a Dutch artist in 1674!
"Darling you know I love you but if you touch my F*****g bass once more........."
Viol de Gambas were all the rage...chick magnets even...
"Let me play you a few notes on my gamba. I think that will make your headache go away."
"Hey Baby, check out the action on my new fretboard."
" No honey really, small tools properly used can be as good if not much better than really big tools...like my little Gamba here..."
"It wasn't me baby; it's the cello"
"No honey, your butt makes your butt look fat."
"This one goes to eleven"
Typically smooth bassists, through the ages, "Hey, you're a girl aren't you? Yeah, I noticed that right away. Um, play any gamba? I could teach you..."
"You gotta believe me, the viola told me to do it"...
"Just touch it."
"I'd love to go with you, but I need to practice for the big show."
"C'mon baby, bass is easy. All the bands have somebody's wife playing bass. You only need to know two notes."
I'm sure you guys can do better than this.
Haha, love this thread already.
'Honey, I'm thick like that neck..'
"Honey, it's called an f-hole for a reason!"
Her- So this is who you've been spending all your time with?
Him- It's not what thou thinks!
"Now, there's some curves......what the hell happened to you?"
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