Double Bass 1674 Czech-Ease?

[Eric Rene Roy]

Just thought this was cool...from a painting by a Dutch artist in 1674!

 

[SAlcott]

Captions, anyone?

 

[marvin spangles]

"Darling you know I love you but if you touch my F*****g bass once more........."

 

[Jason Sypher]

Viol de Gambas were all the rage...chick magnets even...

 

[arnoldschnitzer]

"Let me play you a few notes on my gamba. I think that will make your headache go away."

 

[Paul Warburton]

"Hey Baby, check out the action on my new fretboard."

 

[Uncletoad]

" No honey really, small tools properly used can be as good if not much better than really big tools...like my little Gamba here..."

 

[Vincent P]

"It wasn't me baby; it's the cello"

 

[Bass]

"No honey, your butt makes your butt look fat."

 

[tomshepp]

"This one goes to eleven"

 

[Eric Swanson]

Typically smooth bassists, through the ages, "Hey, you're a girl aren't you? Yeah, I noticed that right away. Um, play any gamba? I could teach you..."

 

[FMartin]

"You gotta believe me, the viola told me to do it"...

 

[phishaholik]

"Just touch it."





Michael

 

[bejoyous]

"I'd love to go with you, but I need to practice for the big show."

 

[MingusAmongUs]

"C'mon baby, bass is easy. All the bands have somebody's wife playing bass. You only need to know two notes."

 

[Rob Thompson]

I'm sure you guys can do better than this.

 

[Herbie 80's]

Haha, love this thread already.

'Honey, I'm thick like that neck..'

 

[footprints89]

"Honey, it's called an f-hole for a reason!"

 

[thombo]

Her- So this is who you've been spending all your time with?
Him- It's not what thou thinks!

 

[Paul Warburton]

"Now, there's some curves......what the hell happened to you?"