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3 ways America should be more like Canada
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Not me, I'm gonna be a native of France.
Get laid 3 times a day, truffles for breakfast, psychotropics for lunch, sex for dinner, and the govt makes me punch out by 13:00.
I will coach my ladies in the "way of the washcloth".
Most female body hair doesn't vex me.
I will not tolerate bush however.
I only dine on bare floors.
So we both agree, at least some elements sound nicer than the system we're currently in, right? The system we're in isn't immutable (immootable?:| ). Other than hatin' on the society making it better for their citizens, we could always steer this ship towards nicer more pleasant waters, right?
It's mostly all good.
Latinas and siciliana with the mustaches tho- that's gotta get waxed.
I will not make out with a woman whom has a more robust mustache than I.
I'm all for more sex and sleep.
The primary reason I'm a capitalist is for my kids. Legacy and protection. Before I met my wife I was just about ready to drop out of society all together- permanent camp site in Oahu. ..
I'd rather leave the legacy of a better work week and the protection that the French provide for their workers.
That's true. I had a slight dry rot problem in the flooring around my commode that was worsened by me trying to be comfy in the only private place in my house. Since I got it fixed, I've decided masturbation is just too much work and uncomfortable. And I kept weeping afterwards.
It's the thought that counts. Plus, just because you masturbate doesn't mean you ALWAYS masturbate. Not like say tastybasslines - I think he prefers it.
I'm still trying to figure this out. If condoms are ending up in the waterways and hermaphroditemizing the fish, that means they're getting there by way of the toilet. By extension, this would mean a whole lot of people are eating where they $#!+.
Maybe we're not such an advanced society after all.
Maybe we're not such an advanced society after all.
To quote one of the high minded thinkers of our time:
Sex is good, but it's not the real thing.
I wish I could pull that off now.
I mean the drop out of society thing. We used to call it going under ground.
If anyone knows Joe Barton tell him I said "Hi!"
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