3 ways America should be more like Canada

[Unrepresented]

That's a tough choice.
Even for an American.

I'd rather have sex with 43% of Canadians than 43% of Americans.

 

[bluesblaster]

Pssssssst ! your bias is showing

 

[4StringAxe]

Something must be wrong with my phone, it looked like blues posted that 43 percent of Canadians have sex with bacon ?

 

[Unrepresented]

Pssssssst ! your bias is showing

Just playing the odds.

 

[4StringAxe]

Hey, fat people need love to !

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Unrepresented is addicted to.charts and graphs.
I reccomend rehab.

 

[Unrepresented]

Unrepresented is addicted to.charts and graphs.
I reccomend rehab.

Mais no!

 

[4StringAxe]

 

[bluesblaster]

this chart is a bit suspect considering canadiens love of donuts, beer and back bacon

 

[Darth Handsome]

this chart is a bit suspect considering canadiens love of donuts, beer and back bacon

Back bacon is lean.

 

[Unrepresented]

Back bacon is lean.

Canadian bacon is second class ham.

 

[Tituscrow]

Open up a can of Pork Soda.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Open up a can of Pork Soda.

Grab yourself a can of Pork Soda.

 

[Unrepresented]

Open up a can of Pork Soda.

Oddly enough, I just had the lead single off that album running through my head.

 

[DerHoggz]

Cans of Swine!

 

[Immigrant]

43% of me wants to have sex with bacon. Can't afford either unfortunately.

I've seen a commercial lately for a thing called a Bacon Bowl. I don't know if it's the best idea ever or another sign that we're all doomed by our own hands. Whenever I see the commercial, it makes me tingly yet full of anxiety.

 

[4StringAxe]

I'm more of a pork pie hat kinda guy, the goodbye variety.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'm more of a pork pie hat kinda guy, the goodbye varity.

If you say this like "I'm a pork pie hat guy, the good bye variet eye" it 's pretty punchy.

 

[ZenG]

Naaaah....everybody thinks we're into backbacon up here.........but really it's cheese......

 

[Tom Bomb]

Along with many vitamin pills, they are collectively known as "bedpan bullets".....for good reason.

Not to mention all the contraceptives that are clogging up the waterways and sending all our fish and amphibians to Nude School for Barren Hermaphrodites.