Turn your missals to the Book of Parliament: Chapter Funkentelechy Vs. The Placebo Syndrome.
"George continued, 'The Placebo Syndrome is like the followers of Sir Nose d'Voidoffunk.. Though they hath the appearance of the Funk, there is no Funk within their souls. And so it is with the Placebo Syndrome (by which George meant 'disco'). Those with ears, let them hear. Those with minds, let them open them to the True Funk, Un-cut Funk, The Bomb, or deeper still, The Mothership Connection."
Then George looked down upon a man, a follower of d'Voidoffunk, with platform shoes, feathered hair, and a polyester leisure suit, and He was moved. He touched the man's feet and said,
"Funk not only moves, but it can remove. Go then and disco no more."
The man arouse and he could then Funk.
And George then said into the crowd, "Free your mind and your ass will follow."
And all saw that it was good.
"George continued, 'The Placebo Syndrome is like the followers of Sir Nose d'Voidoffunk.. Though they hath the appearance of the Funk, there is no Funk within their souls. And so it is with the Placebo Syndrome (by which George meant 'disco'). Those with ears, let them hear. Those with minds, let them open them to the True Funk, Un-cut Funk, The Bomb, or deeper still, The Mothership Connection."
Then George looked down upon a man, a follower of d'Voidoffunk, with platform shoes, feathered hair, and a polyester leisure suit, and He was moved. He touched the man's feet and said,
"Funk not only moves, but it can remove. Go then and disco no more."
The man arouse and he could then Funk.
And George then said into the crowd, "Free your mind and your ass will follow."
And all saw that it was good.
since they are dance floor fillers, you get some of the most jacked up renditions because drunks will dance to the familiarity of these songs more so than the quality of the performance. although play that funky music was pretty damn white sounding to begin with