Unrepresented
Something Borderline Offensive
How about this? In the early 70's, I was stationed close enough to my parent's house to go home every weekend, and had my huge stereo system set up in the basement, 'cause there wasn't room for it in the barracks (had a roomie, and his was there first).
Got to my folks' house late one Friday afternoon; went in, and felt the whole floor vibrating like crazy. Aha, I thought; that's my kid brother messin' with my stereo - and after I threatened to destroy him if he did, too.
Fought my way down through the decibels pouring up the stairs; rounded the corner, and found - my father! Mr. Retired E-9, Crewcut, "I think light opera is the best music" Straight Arrow, is rockin' out hard in the middle of the room, jammin' to CCR's "Run Through the Jungle" on his Air Guitar!And, he was pretty good at it, too. "These guys are great!" he shouted when he finally noticed me; "Got any more of their records?" I was too stunned to do anything but nod. What I thought I knew about my parents took a serious hit that day.
![]()
For a story with more punch, and a better reference to a Cheap Trick hit, I would suggest you change the story to ending with "rock and rollin' got my KISS records out."
