Pshaw to half-butted free-market advocacy. Here's how you do it:
Dear and cheap string manufacturers,
if you fail, tough. If this results in less choice for customers, tough. But whatever you do, do not listen to big-business fanboying, brown-nosing, self-embarrassingly fawning, oftentimes free-advertising keyboard warriors. Or do: who cares.
Unfaithfully mine,
George Nunya Business
Dear and cheap string manufacturers,
if you fail, tough. If this results in less choice for customers, tough. But whatever you do, do not listen to big-business fanboying, brown-nosing, self-embarrassingly fawning, oftentimes free-advertising keyboard warriors. Or do: who cares.
Unfaithfully mine,
George Nunya Business

