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A squirrel yelled at me today

According to several squirrel studies, squirrels use deceptive caching tactics to discouraging other squirrels from stealing their acorns.

They'll dig a hole, pretend to put a nut in, and then carefully fill in and cover the hole.

They only do this when they know that other squirrels are watching thrm. When other squirrels aren't nearby, they won't do this.
 
This made my morning.

My Dad (RIP, Love you Dad) was around 80 and he lived by himself in a really nice apartment complex. They had an outdoor area with trees, flowers and picnic tables.

My Father would buy bags of peanuts and feed the squirrels. They became very friendly around him, and would come running when he showed up. One day I went to visit him and saw that he had bandaids on his head. I asked him what happen and he said he was feeding the squirrels, everything was fine until he ran out of peanuts. The squirrels apparently weren't to happy about it as they circled around him and started barking at him. He tried to leave and one of the squirrels jumped on him and climbed to the top of his head.

He started running while beating himself in the head trying to get the squirrel off of him. I held it together the best I could but the thought of a 80 year old WWII Vetran running in circles while trying to remove a pissed off squirrel from the top of his head has never left me.

He never fed the squirrels again.
Thanks for the story.
 
Well, this is interesting... The other day I was leaving for work around 0530, and I hear this bird making a racket- I get to my car and realize it's a squirrel... OK... I start driving down the road and I see a white mothershaging squirrel prancing across the road.

Every few years we get a white squirrel or 2 in our neighborhood. Sometimes it's consecutive years, sometimes there's a year or 2 break between appearances... It's been 3 or 4 years since we've had a white squirrel. And there he was.

BTW- these are white squirrels- not albinos- their eyes are still black.



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A friend who is a bit odd after several deployments lives out in sticks and used to feed squirrels. His yard became quite the gathering place until they got into his attic and then climbed a utility pole and chewed through the electrical lines, resulting in a squirrel casualty and the loss of all of his stereo, kitchen and entertainment gear.

Had to replace everything that was plugged in.

He then started shooting the little blighters out of the trees with a scoped .22 and leaving them where they fell.

The squirrels were gone in a month and have never come back.

Now he feeds the crows .... *sigh*
 
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Personal anecdote about squirrels:

Some years ago, my friend bought an old house and he spent a lot of time and money over the summer refurbishing it himself, as he was a contractor by trade. He paid particular attention to the insulation because the winters are long and brutal in the Northwoods.

A few weeks after it was finished, I visited him for the afternoon and we got to playing cards at the kitchen table. It was November and it was below freezing outside.

I mentioned to him that it seemed awfully drafty where I was sitting and I asked him why the furnace kept kicking on every two minutes.

We stopped playing cards while he investigated. Sure enough, there was a definite draft of cool air that seemed to be emanating from the walls and the furnace was running way more often than it shoukd have been.

He got out his tools and began removing the wood paneling from the walls in the kitchen. After he pulled out a few boards, he started hollering "What the **** is going on here? My insulation is gone!"

He pulled more boards out from several different spots which revealed some areas with insulation, but other sections with no insulstion. He kept saying, "Am I going nuts? Did I lose my mind and forget to put insulation in some areas?"

He suddenly stopped jumping around and looked at me and said, "Nuts, eh? Wait a minute . . . "

He opened the front door and went outside. I followed.

He was looking up at the trees in his yard. He lived in the woods and he had a lot of trees. He pointed at the top of one tree and shouted, "Look right there! Do you see that?" He pointed to other trees, yelling "There, and there, and there. Look at all that!

There was pink fiberglass insulation in several of the trees. He said "Those ******* squirrels got into my walls and stole the insulation out of my house to build their nests!"

He ran back into his house and came back out with his shotgun, which he used to blast every pink nest he could see, while I stood there with my mouth hanging open.
 
I think it’s so interesting how squirrels are such energetic, effortless climbers; agile, fearless acrobats; and quick, elusive runners that can accelerate, stop, and change directions in an eyeblink—sometimes seemingly in mid-air—yet nobody EVER feels complimented after being called a ‘squirrel’.
Pound for pound (or should I say ounce for ounce), squirrels are among the best athletes in the animal world, and they are a lot of fun to watch, especially when they chase each other up and down tree trunks.