Accordeonist joke ( Yeah , I know )

[fokof]

It's a bass forum , but let's be open minded .....


This accordeonist comes from his daily gig ( there is a joke right there! )
Pretty drunk , forgets his only accordeon in his car for the night.An instrument that worths thousands of dollar.
Wakes up the next morning with a big head ache , look at the window and sees the side window of his car broken.

Put his pants on and run to the car and sees 4 accordeons on his back seat....

 

[troy2003]

Classic!! What is the definition of a true gentleman? Someone who knows how to play the accordian,but doesn't!

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Lame!


These are worse than drummer jokes.

 

[sleeplessknight]

I concur. My personal favorite:

What's the difference between a soprano and a Ferrari?
















Most musicians haven't been in a Ferrari!

 

[jkdahlman]

My two favorites:
What's the definition of perfect pitch?

The sound of a banjo hitting a dumpster.



What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

 

[Dan Knowlton]

So, what's the difference between a soprano and a piranha?










Lipstick!

Dan K.

 

[anthowl]

..am i stupid if i don't get it?..

..cos i don't think i do..

 

[Ramstien]

What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Reminds me of a dead baby joke. I guess I shouldn't post it.

 

[fokof]

What's the difference between an accordeon and a trompet ?











The accordeon burn a lot faster



What's the difference between a dead sqonk and a dead accordeonist on the side of the highway





1- There are skid marks in front of the sqonk's body
2- The Sqonk was going on a gig.

 

[crazyguy832]

..am i stupid if i don't get it?..

..cos i don't think i do..

I don't get the joke either.

V_V

Someone asplainage now, plox.

<_<

>_>

*slaps self for talking like a 12 year old*

 

[bigthemat]

What's the difference between an accordeon and a trompet ?











The accordeon burn a lot faster



What's the difference between a dead sqonk and a dead accordeonist on the side of the highway





1- There are skid marks in front of the sqonk's body
2- The Sqonk was going on a gig.

What?

what is a trompet? if you mean trumpet, how can it burn? it is made of brass.

and a sqonk? is that a skunk?

 

[Uncle Ernie]

What?

what is a trompet? if you mean trumpet, how can it burn? it is made of brass.

and a sqonk? is that a skunk?

Actually, brass does burn in the presence of high oxygen concentrations and, of course, high temperatures. Most metals do.

 

[Fnord Explorer]

My band has three guys who can play accordion. Yikes!

 

[fokof]

What?

what is a trompet? if you mean trumpet, how can it burn? it is made of brass.

and a sqonk? is that a skunk?

Sorry english is not my main language, sad you didn't get the joke.

 

[peterbright]

I get your name however.

 

[scottmabe]

HEY FOKOF ...
I got it !!

 

[Caimanson]

What's the difference between an accordeon and a trompet ?

The accordeon burn a lot faster



What's the difference between a dead sqonk and a dead accordeonist on the side of the highway

1- There are skid marks in front of the sqonk's body
2- The Sqonk was going on a gig.

Excellent stuff, made laugh big time

 

[Tony In Philly]

What you call 100 accordions at the bottom of the ocean?





A damn good start.

 

[MurvintheWalrus]

an accordion player goes home from a gig but his accordion was still in his car that night. he remembers in the morning and runs out to get it but the windows have been broken. he thinks to himself "oh ****" he looks in and there are three accordions inside

 

[fokof]

Look at the #1 reply......

But eh , it's a funny one....