Big 21st b-day party last night. I've been getting all the comments like "Now you can drink legally!" all month, and it was difficult to explain that I never really did drink illegally that much. Anyway, I was good and prepared, had lots of water, ate a big meal, but I guess I was still too much of a lightweight because the night ended with me throwing up everywhere and needing to be carried into a car and then into my bed. I threw up on a couple of my friends too, good times. I gotta ask, what is the point of getting that drunk? I just felt dizzy and couldn't talk right; it really wasn't THAT much fun. I don't see why people go out every weekend with the intention of getting flat on their ass drunk. A casual drink or two is fine, but if you go to a party and intend to pass out and vomit then something is friggin wrong with you. So here is the night's breakdown, for you sick bastards that are curious: I'm about 145lbs, and these were all done in about a 3 hour timeframe. 1. Kamkazie (very good!) 2. Vodka and cranberry juice 3. Stoplight (technically 3 shots, but I'll count it as one drink) 4. I think it was called an Irish something or other. It was this HORRIBLE tasting beer that I had to down half of then drop a shot in and down again. I think this is what made me sick, it was terrible tasting. 5. Blowjob 6. 3 wisemen 7. Lemon Drop 8. Shot of Vodka And my 20 year old friend bought me a chocolate milk. PS, on my actual birthday last tuesday, I went to a nice Italian Food place and had wine with my girlfriend and my mom. I liked that better.