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Amazing John Turner facts.

#171
iamlowsound said:
JT is the reason that mike_v_s no longer has a blimp.

lowsound
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This is patently false. I think we can all assume that if Turner were able to somehow force my blimp hand, he would have done so with the clear and obvious intention of securing the blimp for himself. Yet, below is evidence that he, in fact, did not end up with the blimp in his possession and it can be reasonable assumed by any intelligent primate that hasn't been shot by the police that Turner played no part in the transaction.

CASH SALE

BY

MIKE_V_S.
TO

HOLLOWBASSMAN


KNOW ALL MEN BY THESE PRESENTS that the undersigned,

Mike_v_s, of full age of majority, a resident of St. Tammany Parish, Louisiana, married to Erin_v_s, to whom he is still married, who declares that the property conveyed herein is his separate property,

Hereinafter referred to as “VENDOR”, does by these presents grant, bargain, sell, convey, transfer, assign, set over, abandon and deliver, without warranty, but with full substitution and subrogation in and to all the rights and actions of warranty which Vendor has or may have against all preceding owners and vendors unto

HOLLOWBASSMAN, a resident of West Virginia, who is able to read and write,

Hereinafter referred to as “Purchaser”, accepting, and purchasing for himself, his successors and assigns, all and singular, and acknowledging due delivery and possession thereof, any and all right, title and interest which Vendor has, may have, or may acquire hereafter in and to the following described property (the “blimp”), to wit:

That certain blimp now in the possession of the VENDOR and know to be simply awesome,

and further including any and all rights and claims now owned or hereinafter acquired which Vendor may assert to obtain an interest in the above described blimp. Purchaser is expressly authorized to assert any right, claim, or cause of action hereby assigned in the name of Vendor, in its own name, or in the name of any third-party it designates.

To have and to hold the Property unto the Purchaser, and Purchaser’s successors and assigns forever.

This sale is made and accepted for and in consideration of the price and sum of TWO MILLION and No/100s Dollars ($2,000,000.00), Cash, which Purchaser has well and truly paid, in ready and current money to Vendor, who hereby acknowledges the receipt thereof and grants full acquittance and discharge thereof.

Nothing to the contrary herein withstanding, it is understood and agreed that Vendor reserves in favor of himself, his heirs and assigns, both the fully chromed propellers now mounted on said blimp that continue to spin after the blimp has stopped, making itlook pimp, and the whip-ass custom designed highschool football scoreboard currently mounted on the starboard side of the blimp designed to mock nonblimp-owners.

All taxes up to and including the taxes due and eligible in 2007 are paid. Purchaser assumes payment of all taxes for 2008 and subsequent years.

Vendor represents and warrants that there are no judgments, general or particular, or record or otherwise against Vendor, which may affect the blimp, and there are no liens, privileges, mortgages, pledges or other encumbrances of record or otherwise which may affect or burden the blimp.

Purchaser is the owner of various improvements located on a portion of the blimp. Purchaser agrees to indemnify Vendor for any and all costs, expenses or charges resulting form the presence, abandonment and/or removal of such improvements, and for any clean up or remediation of the property that may be necessary or appropriate to comply with applicable laws, regulations or governmental orders.

This agreement shall be binding upon the parties thereto, their heirs, successors and assigns.

THUS DONE AND PASSED AND SIGNED by the parties hereto on the dates and at the places of their respective notarial acknowledgements in the presence of competent witnesses, after due reading of the whole, and made effective this 17th day of May, 2008.
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Mike
 
#180
Ricky Martin was once a lady's man.....until John Turner told him to pick one....and that it had better not be "man"

The brown note can only sound if John Turner gives his approval

John Turner made Jimmy Hoffa hide himself

John Turner has a full size map of Nashville in his basement....under the couch
 

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