Amazing John Turner facts.

[René_Julien]

In a word, goodbye.

uhm...

I hereby denounce Chuck Norris as my personal hero and messiah.

 

[Darkstrike]

uhm...

I hereby denounce Chuck Norris as my personal hero and messiah.

Awesome, John has already started the dark pacts, probably.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

His sperm simultaneously serves as inspiration for all sperm banks as well as shames whales by the same name.

 

[Darkstrike]

His sperm simultaneously serves as inspiration for all sperm banks as well as shames whales by the same name.

All spem banks actually have a full 5l jug as a sample of it in a secret altar, but if you ask, you get barred from all sperm banks.

 

[john turner]

Would it be wise to say that Chuck Norris is my favourite actor? Or would that result in a ban?

he's the best...for me to....

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[Phalex]

I've got some really good ones, but I'm too afraid of John Turner to post them!

 

[CapnSev]

This is already in Matos' post. Read it all- your sides will hurt.

Aw crap! That's what I get for not reading the whole thread. :scowl:

I find my lack of WIN disturbing...

 

[FreaqyFrequency]

This thread came to a very abrupt halt, didn't it?

 

[bassteban]

That's because JT decided it should, & I think he just now decided that it might start back up...

 

[santucci218]

There is no 'ctrl' button on John Turner's computer. John Turner is always in control.

 

[iamlowsound]

John Turner doesn't post on the internet, John Turner IS the internet.

lowsound

 

[santucci218]

John Turner created the world in FIVE days, and rested on the 7th.

 

[Darkstrike]

John Turner created the world in FIVE days, and rested on the 7th.

Played bass on the sixth!

 

[machine gewehr]

When JT does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up,he's pushing the Earth down.

 

[L-A]

John Turner is always aware of where Carmen San Diego is.

 

[flipper_gv]

There are 7 days in a week, one for each string of John Turner basses

 

[santucci218]

The character He-Man was actually based off of John Turner.

 

[bad_andy]

When I was young and poor, John Turner put me through college. When I told him I was majoring in philosophy, he put me through a window.

 

[santucci218]

John Turner once slapped a guy so hard, his mom lit on fire!

 

[Thunderscreech]

This thread is worthless without pics.

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Snazzy!

That shirt is awesome