Amazing John Turner facts.

[fenderhutz]

On a side note, John Turner's middle name is Apollyon.

I would have thought it would have been famine and pestilence.

 

[Muusers]

John Turner was the first man on the moon, 300 years before the apollo landed there.

 

[john turner]

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/member.php?u=129576

 

[FreaqyFrequency]

john turner uses B strings as Dental Floss

I believe his latest choice of floss is F# for certain teeth.

 

[MatticusMania]

John Turner is often caught with his hands in the cookie jar.

 

[Thunderscreech]

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/member.php?u=129576

John turner is the only person able to ban Chuck Norris.

 

[Muusers]

John turner is the only person able to ban Chuck Norris.

damnit, you beat me to it

 

[Darkstrike]

John Turner is often caught with his hands in the cookie jar.

And NO ONE ever complains, not even the recently banned Chuck Norris.

 

[Mark Wilson]

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/member.php?u=129576

Mark wins over Chuck Norris

 

[FreaqyFrequency]

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/member.php?u=129576

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VS

Popcorn, anyone?

 

[Muusers]

It was John Turner who pitied mr. T. before mr. T. pitied the fool.

 

[EricF]

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/member.php?u=129576

Ladies and gentlemen, we now have indisputable proof that John Tuner > Chuck Norris.

 

[René_Julien]

Some say John Turner's left armpit hair is grey and his right armpit hair is red.
Others say it's the other way around.
But he dyes it, sometimes blue.

 

[Joe Gress]

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/member.php?u=129576

Awesome. You didn't even let him talk.

 

[EricF]

Awesome. You didn't even let him talk.

That's because JT can see the future and knew Chuck Norris would break the rules.

 

[René_Julien]

Would it be wise to say that Chuck Norris is my favourite actor? Or would that result in a ban?

 

[john turner]

Aw JT

Who's side are you on, anyway!!

that's my mouse, kiddo.

 

[Mark Wilson]

that's my mouse, kiddo.

haha fine fine.
I regretfully surrender

 

[Darkstrike]

Would it be wise to say that Chuck Norris is my favourite actor? Or would that result in a ban?

In a word, goodbye.

 

[EricF]

Would it be wise to say that Chuck Norris is my favourite actor? Or would that result in a ban?

Aw, man. You haven't even bee here that long. It was nice knowing you.