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Amazing John Turner facts.
- Thread starter fenderhutz
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Some say he is Spartacus. Others say he is the William Wallace.
I say he is just like any other man who can shoot fireballs from his eyes and lightning bolts from his ****.
I say he is just like any other man who can shoot fireballs from his eyes and lightning bolts from his ****.
John Turner is a big fan of flowers and pink unicorn horsies.
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I had that sig for awhile, too. About 15 seconds after J.T. closed that ill advised thread, that sig appeared everywhere.
Originally Posted by John Turner
what crackpipe byproduct led you to believe that this was an appropriate thread at talkbass?
Instantly sigworthy.
I had that sig for awhile, too. About 15 seconds after J.T. closed that ill advised thread, that sig appeared everywhere.
Originally Posted by John Turner
what crackpipe byproduct led you to believe that this was an appropriate thread at talkbass?
Instantly sigworthy.
So, what was that thread about?
EDIT: nvm, someone answered me already.
John Turner can slap on 11 strings. At once. With only one finger. Blindfolded. And with his hands tied in his back. Even 10 miles away from the bass.
So, what was that thread about?
Hint: The title referenced girls and solid excrement.
Ill advised, indeed.
Hint: The title referenced girls and solid excrement.
Ill advised, indeed.
Someone PM'ed it to me, the title.
I was just curious because I often see Chris' sig.
Seemed that it was very silly and very wrong at the same time.
Now, back on topic.
It is a well known fact that John Turner had something to do with the Roswell conspiracy. However, experts still debate whether he covered up the crash, caused the crash or was on the crashed craft.
Analysts have predicted that this debate will likely divide the world into three different factions and a massive world war will take place for decades.
When John Turner finally reveals what actually happened that New Mexico night every single doomsday prophesy ever predicted will occur at once.
Analysts have predicted that this debate will likely divide the world into three different factions and a massive world war will take place for decades.
When John Turner finally reveals what actually happened that New Mexico night every single doomsday prophesy ever predicted will occur at once.
John Turner play seven string basses, not because his hands are large, but because that's how many fingers he has on each hand. Why don't you see them in photos? Because they can only be seen by John Tuner, Batman, and Sean Connery.
