Amazing John Turner facts.

[msquared]

His name's John Turner, and he dances on the sand
Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land
On seven strings, he'll really show you all he can
Violate the TOS, you'll surely end up banned.

 

[Mark Wilson]

His name's John Turner, and he dances on the sand
Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land
On seven strings, he'll really show you all he can
Violate the TOS, you'll surely end up banned.

lmao

A++

 

[Joe Gress]

His name's John Turner, and he dances on the sand
Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land
On seven strings, he'll really show you all he can
Violate the TOS, you'll surely end up banned.

Wow, LMAO!

 

[john turner]

i love that song.

 

[Funkdrawer4]

Once I google searched John Turners name......


(It would later turn out that the next Liberal Leadership Convention was in fact held in 1984 and John Turner was not only a candidate but he successfully ...
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Apache - Tomcat HOWTOMy name is John Turner. I've written various HOWTO documents for setting up and configuring Apache with Tomcat. Note that when you see "Apache" by itself, ...
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Dr. John TurnerDr. John Turner, the school's director and instructor, ... John Turner has won the U.S. National Scottish Fiddling Championship 10 times; he has also won ...
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John Turner (I)Discuss this name with other users on IMDb message board for John Turner (I). Find where John Turner is credited alongside another name. John Turner & ...
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Uncle John Turner Home PageUncle John Turner Home Page. ... B. B. King to Uncle John Turner Cleveland, Ohio , 1969 ... “Uncle” John Turner August 20, 1944 - July 26, 2007 ...
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Professor John G. Turner at the University of South AlabamaProfessor John G. Turner. in the Department of History at the University of South Alabama. Education. Ph.D., University of Notre Dame ...
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Author - John A. TurnerJohn A. Turner is a principal scientist for the Center for Electric & Hydrogen Technologies & Systems at the National Renewable Energy Laboratory. ...
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John L. Turner's Personal PageJohn L. Turner. Associate Professor. Department of Economics. Terry College of Business. University of Georgia. (Ph.D., Economics, University of Virginia, ...
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[Thunderscreech]

John Turner's basses can be used as emergency landing fields for aircraft.

 

[fenderhutz]

This thread is worthless without pics.

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Snazzy!

Everytime I see that shirt I chuckle.

You look like a Mortal Kombat character.

JOHN TURNER WINS

FATALITY

(Somebody photoshop that double neck bass with Goro)

 

[Thunderscreech]

This thread is worthless without pics.

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Snazzy!

Double necked, 7-string basses account for a testicular fortitude level of large numbers.

 

[René_Julien]

Some say if you say his name three times a random window of the building you're in gets a crack in it.

 

[KeithBMI]

John Turner can digest diamonds.

 

[Joe Gress]

Keith, you changed your avatar. Whats up?

 

[KeithBMI]

Keith, you changed your avatar. Whats up?

Just changing it up for a little bit.

It's from a music video that was free on iTunes... very odd.

 

[bassteban]

I think of bass in general as the 'big crayons(or legos)' of the music world. But I am after all, just a fart in the wind of JT's imagination. On my best days.

 

[René_Julien]

I think of bass in general as the 'big crayons(or legos)' of the music world. But I am after all, just a fart in the wind of JT's imagination. On my best days.

If you gave Rembrandt, Van Gogh or Da Vinci some big crayons they still would've made masterpieces.

If you gave me a canvas, pencils and a variety of oil paints I still would only draw stick figures.




Some say John Turner once was in a vicious knife-fight with Rutger Hauer while on holiday.

 

[funkalicious101]

Some educated people believe that John Turner, who won a bet with him, killed Abraham Lincoln.

But the extremely educated know that John Turner, who got bored with his old body, WAS Abraham Lincoln.

 

[René_Julien]

Some say that these days John Turner likes two drops of ear medicine in his morning coffee.

 

[mlowe]

It's really a piano with a shoulder strap......

I heard that if your good and have any more than 4 your not a bad guitarist?

Where do you get a red shirt like that? Quite fashionable.

 

[Disraeli Gears]

His name's John Turner, and he dances on the sand
Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land
On seven strings, he'll really show you all he can
Violate the TOS, you'll surely end up banned.

Pure gold

 

[edbutler3]

Where do you get a red shirt like that? Quite fashionable.

I heard it was a gift from Rick Wakeman. The matching cape was at the dry cleaners that evening.

 

[machine gewehr]

JT does not play his basses,he orders: "PLAY!" and bassess start to play.