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America Vs. Canada

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I'm not following this either kserg, am I missing something? Canada, commonwealth country, democratic government?

Maple syrup and pancakes, now where talkin.

Nothing to follow, the little kiddie started to get upset over nothing, started to call people morons and thinking he can out-drink me. LuLz LOL LOLOLOLOL roflrofl. So i just though I'll confuse, annoy and piss him off a little more with non-sense.

He though we were "arguing"...Aren't kids just precious.
 
Actually Dominos is pretty good in Canada!
And I've never heard of pineapple on a plain pizza. Then again, I've never heard of anyone ordering a plain pizza.
Now I feel hungry - I wish we had telephones up here so I could order a pizza.
 
BTW, the OP is a complete fabrication.

No such thing ever happened. First, the Lincoln is part of the Pacific Fleet. Second, we are a bit more advanced with our navigation suites. We don't navigate by the stars anymore. We would know where land is.

I would give the story more credence if say a European or Canadian warship were involved. You know them guys don't leave shallow water much.

But here is your snopes link for it. It's just some tale probably invented by a Canadian to give their country some relevance.

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
 
when did this thread turn into canada vs russia?

speaking of communism the usa I believe is about to get there, passing new laws here there and everywhere trying to control the uncivilized population.

oh and by the way ufc/pride fighting is the greatest sport of the world.






and one more just for america's little wuss brother.
















BLAME CANADA!!

Times have changed.
Our kids are getting worse.
They won't obey their parents;
They just want to fart and curse!

Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

NO! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full o' lies!

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Canada's fault!

Don't blame me
For my son Stan.
He saw the darned cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!

And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf,
But now when I see him he tells me to **** myself.

Well? Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along!

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway!

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true.
Instead he burned up like a roo on the barbie Q. ( I like this part)
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck, no!

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch, Anne Murray, too.

Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

For the Smut we must stop, the trash we must smash.
The laughter and fun must all be undone.
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming
Us!


I Love insulting other countries for the fun of it...even though the majority of what I say is untrue about them.
 
BTW, the OP is a complete fabrication.

No such thing ever happened. First, the Lincoln is part of the Pacific Fleet. Second, we are a bit more advanced with our navigation suites. We don't navigate by the stars anymore. We would know where land is.

I would give the story more credence if say a European or Canadian warship were involved. You know them guys don't leave shallow water much.

But here is your snopes link for it. It's just some tale probably invented by a Canadian to give their country some relevance.

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm

I don't know if you guys in the states know of this saying, "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story"

Either way it's bloody funny. And what builds the credibility in this text is the arrogance. Of course all of us outside the US would believe it. It fits the description.

Pearl Harbor wasn't a hoax but the movie still made it look all heroic. Was in the video store tonight, and saw the 911 tower movie. It's amazing how a complete screw up disaster always ends up smelling like the roses of success. What the?