An Exciting New Opportunity !

[BassCliff]

Hi,


Why did tofu cross the road?

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To prove it wasn't chicken.



Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Oddly]

Hi,


Why did tofu cross the road?

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To prove it wasn't chicken.



Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

Wrong thread, ya clown.
You need to be here...Why did the salmon cross the road? To get to the other side of course.

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

Wrong thread, ya clown.
You need to be here...Why did the salmon cross the road? To get to the other side of course.

I thought it fitting here because so many feel that tofu is nothing, not real food.

I'll just go lick a self-adhesive stamp now.



Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[gln1955]

Tofu tastes like nothing but it has that weird texture, so it's definitely something.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Tofu tastes like nothing but it has that weird texture, so it's definitely something.

Yeah....but it shouldn't be something....

 

[dxb]

Understanding this thread is like trying to divide by zero.

 

[Richland123]

I already ordered the official club shirt and hat.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I already ordered the official club shirt and hat.

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Hope that you've ordered one for all of us

 

[Richland123]

Hope that you've ordered one for all of us

I need all your sizes and what color you want.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I need all your sizes and what color you want.

4XL Black for me please

 

[Richland123]

4XL Black for me please

Would you like the matching socks?

 

[gln1955]

Seems like a whole lot of effort for nothing.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Would you like the matching socks?

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No thank you....

Wouldn't like to be thought of as being greedy....

 

[Oddly]

Would you like the matching socks?

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I have always maintained that white socks have no place in civilised society outside a tennis court but those are awesome!

 

[Fat Freddy]

I have always maintained that white socks have no place in civilised society outside a tennis court but those are awesome!

Naaah.....Nothing to get excited about....

 

[Milo Spleen]

No number for me. I'm better off with nothing.

 

[dxb]

No number for me. I'm better off with nothing.

Sorry, nothing's already taken.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Sorry, nothing's already taken.

By nobody....presumably?.......

 

[gln1955]

I would be good with i (you know, the imaginary number = √-1)

 

[jeffbrown]

I need all your sizes and what color you want.

One each, please :

Black Hat, Black T-shirt (XL)

Thanks!