...and now for something completely irrelevant.

[Darth Handsome]

He's a completely awesome, trumpet playing orc. How many of those can you name?

Trumpet shmumpet. I'll betcha he switches to double bass any day now.

 

[edpal]

Trumpet shmumpet. I'll betcha he switches to double bass any day now.

Tuba.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'm always impressed by people who fall in love and are happy. It's amazing. For me, falling in love was like having the woman of my dreams drag me down a gravel road behind a pickup truck until all my skin came off.
But I really, really do wish everyone the best. It's good to know it still happens.

Here man. This will cheer you up.

 

[scorpionldr]

Darth leave it alone. In a couple more months we might get another thread about girl problems. Those are always fun.

Sheesh, somebody's got a case of the cranks!

 

[Gaolee]

Trumpet shmumpet. I'll betcha he switches to double bass any day now.

Well, I did give him an Epiphone Thunderbird. One step at a time.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Whatever, Nancy. Everyone thinks their own kids are awesome.

Even Darth's mom thought so until that incident in the garage.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Even Darth's mom thought so until that incident in the garage.

He STILL keeps "amateur vivisectionist" on his resume.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Well arent you two just like peas in a pod. Nice work, Laurel & Hardy.

 

[pacojas]

are you sure that she loves you or maybe...




... it's a conspiracy!

 

[scorpionldr]

He STILL keeps "amateur vivisectionist" on his resume.

Well, I'm sure he planned on stuffing them again but never got around to it.

 

[wild4oldcars]

are you sure that she loves you or maybe...




... it's a conspiracy!

That's the exact line she gave me when we broke up!

 

[bassinplace]

are you sure that she loves you or maybe...




... it's a conspiracy!

I doubt it. But sitting here in my cubicle listening to Tina Turner's rendition of Let's Stay Together has to be. I'm sure of it.

 

[edpal]

I doubt it. But sitting here in my cubicle listening to Tina Turner's rendition of Let's Stay Together has to be. I'm sure of it.

I suggest you both call in sick tomorrow . . . work on your Sexual Healing.

 

[edpal]

Then followup Saturday with

 

[bassinplace]

Yep. Sometimes a little slack is a beautiful thing.

 

[edpal]

Yep. Sometimes a little slack is a beautiful thing.

I was dating just a little over 10 years ago. . .fond memories of "oh crap, I have to be to work in 3 hours".

 

[wild4oldcars]

I was dating just a little over 10 years ago. . .fond memories of "oh crap, I have to be to work in 3 hours".

And that was just the evening shift at Taco Bell

 

[edpal]

And that was just the evening shift at Taco Bell

Duh - I can't go out during the day ya know!

You're just glad there's no curfew on the Internet - we're in the same times zone, it's past your curfew time young man!

 

[wild4oldcars]

Off topic- anybody try taco bell breakfast yet? any good?

 

[edpal]

I like a spicy burrito in the morning. Gas makes the day pass quicker.

Seriously,breakfast at Taco Bell? Egg & cheese burritos, 7-layer hashbrowns? Dish!