We're all gonna feel the fool when it comes out that basspersonified is in the final stages of a stomach-churningly horrible terminal disease and only wanted to find a good distortion before the music ends.
At least that would be my Make-A-Wish request.
Anyway, rock on, basspersonified. Though others here may mock your difficulty with the search feature, I am inspired by your courageous struggle.
BTW, creditors can't touch you once you're dead, so in your shoes I'd get a Blueberry (or two). The catch is that by the time Bjorn finishes the special order, it could be too late. OTOH, hey, a Blueberry is supernice.