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He flops around more than a tasered grandma!
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I've been pissed at my mom before, but never have I resorted to trying to shove a remote up my poop chute.
I know an adult like this, with kids of his own. I had talked to him at work about his gaming; you didn't have much choice to talk about anything else if you did talk to him.
One night he needed a ride home from work (I can't remember why he needed a ride now) so I took him home. On the way he called his wife and told her to set an extra place at the table and then offered me breakfast. Sure, why not, right?
We got there, walked in the kitchen door, he introduced me to the wife and kids, said good morning to them and then whisked me down into his "dungeon lair" (his basement), one corner of which was set up with several computers, all running online games. I'm not a gamer so I can't tell you which ones he played, but once he sat down he forgot all about me being in the room. Seriously, I, and the rest of the world, ceased to exist. He talked to, cursed and yelled at his monitors but didn't once say a word to me.
A few minutes later his wife called down from upstairs but didn't call his name, she called my name. When I walked over to the steps and asked if I should get him for breakfast she dismissed the idea and said he'd be down there for hours until he was ready to go to sleep.
It was a bizarre experience.
This one makes me think that it is all fake. Still funny though.![]()