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Puns!
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What do you call the bow of a Benetau yacht?
The beginning of a beautiful French ship.
The beginning of a beautiful French ship.
If you take a trip to Asia and spin around, you become disoriented.
Over the years I learned that my wife actually likes dad jokes, enough that now she loves telling them as much as I do
I’ve found out that she's a faux pa.
I’ve found out that she's a faux pa.
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A friend of my wife asked what size bra she wears.
Her response was “38 long!”
Her response was “38 long!”
I can think of a cup-ple of good follow-on puns, but they might get me in trouble ….
Don't leave us hanging.
There is no kernel of truth to that.
I was so mad when Walmart ran out of figurines for the Nativity.
Now I have to attend manger management.
Now I have to attend manger management.
My limbo dancer friend married a locksmith yesterday.
The wedding was low key.
The wedding was low key.
Is that for when you want to wahk on the wild side?
My health insurance company refused to pay my bill because I believe in reincarnation.
They said I have a pre existing condition.
They said I have a pre existing condition.
