Angry Musicians Wanted Ad

[dalkowski]

But I came here for an argument...

No, you didn't.

 

[BassGuyFL]

BRB going to kill myself because I play a 5 because this dingleberry says I should.

 

[cableguy]

This is what happens when a person writes an ad right after a Flames loss........Thank God it wasn't a play-off loss or it might have got ugly...

 

[matthewbrown]

"masochists wanted" -- see dungeon master within

 

[David Jayne]

This is what happens when a person writes an ad right after a Flames loss........Thank God it wasn't a play-off loss or it might have got ugly...

No it wouldn't have!

 

[tgriley62]

I think he left out: "We practice 40hrs/week", "I'll pay you after a gig if I feel like it"

 

[jking138]

Is it Axel Rose?

 

[remainthesame]

i play exclusively 5 strings so i guess i should take this guys advise and kill myself

 

[Winfred]

I wonder what the writer of this ad brings to the table. Is he a great singer, does he play keys, or any other instrument? Got any gigs booked? Got a PA?

He talks a lot about what he "needs", but what does he offer?

 

[4-stringB]

No lame f*cking 5,6 or 7+ string basses. If you
can't make it sound good on a 4 string, you're f*cked.. go kill yourself.

He's got the right idea. But don't kill yourself. But do get a hangnail on your fingering hand, and step on a Lego, all in the same day.

 

[Helaskold]

I'll just think
you're a wanker and I will likely go out of my way to prove it, fair warning..

I'd love to see him try to "prove it" with the wrong guy and get curbstomped... what a total asshat. I hope and pray that I never have to be within a 20-mile radius of this guy.

 

[Kragnorak]

This is my favorite part: "don't be a f*cking nobody, be a trendsetter. And by trendsetter I mean modest.. "

How many modest trendsetters have there really been throughout history? They're about as common as frontmen that refuse to face the audience!

 

[The Owl]

Would LOVE to see the reaction on his face when someone shows up with this:

 

[David Jayne]

Or maybe this?

 

[fraublugher]

In soviet russia [missing], bass you.

Or maybe this?

 

[OldManMusic]

Should I leave my banjo at home for the audition?

 

[bobfarabaugh]

Would LOVE to see the reaction on his face when someone shows up with this:

I have seen pianos with less strings!

 

[Gaolee]

I was going to take a banjo, but I'll leave that to you. I'll bring tuned glasses of water and the singing saw instead. See you there.

 

[Kmonk]

One of the most unprofessional ads I've ever seen. He will probably get the exact opposite of what he is looking for. Anyone who has the level of experience that he wants wouldn't even bother responding to the ad.

 

[JohnMCA72]

One of the most unprofessional ads I've ever seen. He will probably get the exact opposite of what he is looking for. Anyone who has the level of experience that he wants wouldn't even bother responding to the ad.

What he'll probably get is validation that (in his own mind, at least) he's so awesome that there just isn't anybody else around who can measure up!