This guy is going to get so many hits. Its probably written by an angry teenager or an angry adult man who is off their meds.
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WANTED: Starting a band with no genre bullsh*t limitations in the Month of May.
Needed: 1 drummer who checks his/her egos at the door because the last thing i'm dealing with is some f*ckhead wannabe. Fat drum sound, rock n' roll
enough with a splash of hip hop.. Think Bonham meets Questlove.
Needed: 1 Bass player from hell. Now, allow me to put emphasis on the following.. "BASS PLAYER NEEDED, not GUITAR PLAYER WILLING TO PLAY BASS FOR
FOOD". I want a bass player who can click to the fatness that Mr Drummer springs along.. ya heard? No lame f*cking 5,6 or 7+ string basses. If you
can't make it sound good on a 4 string, you're f*cked.. go kill yourself.
Needed: 1 guitar player. No rythym guitar player or lead player, it's not nineteen f*cking eighty nine. I need someone who can play, and learn
quickly. there is nothing more disatisfying than the pettiness of me sitting down teaching you the songs, know you're sh*t mate! create with me,
don't be a f*cking nobody, be a trendsetter. And by trendsetter I mean modest.. I will unplug your amp if you're being a f*cktard shredder in inappropriate
placed timeslots..
To all players: YOU MUST ALL HAVE YOUR OWN PRO GEAR. If not, please do not waste yours or my time in responding to this ad, I'll just think
you're a wanker and I will likely go out of my way to prove it, fair warning..
F*CK
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or copy pasta in case someone flagged it:
WANTED: Starting a band with no genre bullsh*t limitations in the Month of May.
Needed: 1 drummer who checks his/her egos at the door because the last thing i'm dealing with is some f*ckhead wannabe. Fat drum sound, rock n' roll
enough with a splash of hip hop.. Think Bonham meets Questlove.
Needed: 1 Bass player from hell. Now, allow me to put emphasis on the following.. "BASS PLAYER NEEDED, not GUITAR PLAYER WILLING TO PLAY BASS FOR
FOOD". I want a bass player who can click to the fatness that Mr Drummer springs along.. ya heard? No lame f*cking 5,6 or 7+ string basses. If you
can't make it sound good on a 4 string, you're f*cked.. go kill yourself.
Needed: 1 guitar player. No rythym guitar player or lead player, it's not nineteen f*cking eighty nine. I need someone who can play, and learn
quickly. there is nothing more disatisfying than the pettiness of me sitting down teaching you the songs, know you're sh*t mate! create with me,
don't be a f*cking nobody, be a trendsetter. And by trendsetter I mean modest.. I will unplug your amp if you're being a f*cktard shredder in inappropriate
placed timeslots..
To all players: YOU MUST ALL HAVE YOUR OWN PRO GEAR. If not, please do not waste yours or my time in responding to this ad, I'll just think
you're a wanker and I will likely go out of my way to prove it, fair warning..
F*CK
, but you have to admit that he made some good points.
