Announcing my candidacy.....

[MakiSupaStar]

I got to sleep and suddenly my bed is floating in the middle of lake wobegone. What the hell happened?

 

[Dan1099]

I got to sleep and suddenly my bed is floating in the middle of lake wobegone. What the hell happened?

You've been fraternizing with NPR again haven't you? That damn Garrison Keiller will talk you up a storm, but he's really just participating in militant public radio funding. I don't know if you looked yet, but I bet you wallet is gone, too. Careful, he got me to sign my car over to him once. That bastard!

 

[jive1]

I got to sleep and suddenly my bed is floating in the middle of lake wobegone. What the hell happened?

Blatant toilet paper dispenser discrimination, that's what it is.

I went out for dinner last night and had to use the bathroom. When I sat in the stall to do some business, I saw one of those high tech VS model toilet paper dispensers. We struck up a conversation, and I realized the TP Dispenser wasn't such a bad thing. Once I got to know it as a machine, some of my prejudice against it disappeared.

I asked it why TP dispensers would hide their identities and make up lies about owning blimps and such. It told me that the vast amounts of discrimination it faces makes it hard for them to just be themselves. He then revealed to me that he is a moderator on a number of forums, but if they knew his true identity, they would probably ban him for life.

When I was done, he politely provided some TP for me, and I made GOOD use of it. It even let out some extra so I could double up to insure my hands stayed clean.

So based on mike being nothing but a toilet paper dispenser, you shouldn't write him off. But, due to the insulting nature he has taken against the photoshop clan and his lack of cooperation in providing pictures still keeps him from being a viable candidate.

But based on the obvious voter fraud taken on by JT and Carrots, I have to withdraw my endorsement for both.

I nominate another candidate - ATOZ

 

[john turner]

Really, this whole experience just exposes what I've known all along: a toilet paper dispenser cannot get a fair shake on this site. It's the whole "glass ceiling" thing.

Mike

 

[mjolnir]

...That is the funniest pic I've ever seen JT post...

 

[john turner]

But based on the obvious voter fraud taken on by JT and Carrots, I have to withdraw my endorsement for both.

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[mjolnir]

...I retract my previous statement. THAT'S the funniest picture.

 

[iamlowsound]

White boy dreads? Cut 'em off and wash your hair. That'd be cooler.

Woohoo, racial stereotypes.

lowsound

 

[john turner]

...I retract my previous statement. THAT'S the funniest picture.

 

[Vandelay]

I waved my hand under one of those high-tech toilet paper dispensers once. Then the guy in the next stall waved his police badge under the wall, and now I'm up on charges.

The moral: toilet paper dispensers cannot be trusted.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I waved my hand under one of those high-tech toilet paper dispensers once. Then the guy in the next stall waved his police badge under the wall, and now I'm up on charges.

Should have kept your stance narrow.

 

[Atoz]

...
I nominate another candidate - ATOZ

I'm honored... I think. Thanks?

 

[rap138]

*** happened here? Vote counts distorted, no mike_v_s calling for arms to his legions of supporters, hundreds of voices anihiliated by the fascist dictatorship? oh God, I should have stayed at home and pay attention to the thread.
Mike_v_s, you still have some behind you!!!!! VENCEREMOS!

 

[mike_v_s]

*** happened here? Vote counts distorted, no mike_v_s calling for arms to his legions of supporters, hundreds of voices anihiliated by the fascist dictatorship? oh God, I should have stayed at home and pay attention to the thread.
Mike_v_s, you still have some behind you!!!!! VENCEREMOS!

"as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. ..."
Yeah. The revelation that the Death Star had done it's work has taken quite a bit out of me. I'm sorry to have disappointed anyone. Much like Al Gore, I'm holed up in an undisclosed location growing a hideous beard, eating Ho-Ho's and drinking heavily.

We'll be regrouping, but in the meantime I'm probably going to kill another bottle of scotch and ramble incoherently on internet forums.

Mike

 

[Mr. Black]

I totally voted for you... Because blimps are tuff .

However, it seems that there has been a landslide in the poll.

 

[mike_v_s]

I totally voted for you... Because blimps are tuff .

However, it seems that there has been a landslide in the poll.

The landslide was in the ethics, my man.

Mike

 

[john turner]

The landslide was in the ethics, my man.

Mike

 

[john turner]

"as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. ..."
Yeah. The revelation that the Death Star had done it's work has taken quite a bit out of me. I'm sorry to have disappointed anyone. Much like Al Gore, I'm holed up in an undisclosed location growing a hideous beard, eating Ho-Ho's and drinking heavily.

We'll be regrouping, but in the meantime I'm probably going to kill another bottle of scotch and ramble incoherently on internet forums.

Mike

 

[MakiSupaStar]

LMAO. . Oh man.

 

[jive1]

This thread is starting to look a little like Animal Farm.