answer/question game

[john turner]

i saw this over at the forums on multiverse.org, the michael moorcock site, and thought it would be cool here.

how it works is you post a question and an answer. the answer is to the previous poster's question, and the question you post will be answered by the next poster.

since there is no previous poster, i will post only an answer:

his name is harry fishnuts.

 

[Tony G]

his name is harry fishnuts.

What did you name your cat?







I did it once, but never again.

 

[MJ5150]

xgabriel.....you didn't ask a question!

-Mike

 

[john turner]

q: how many times did you put your pants on backwards?


a: the large purple one




(keep trying folks, you'll get it )

 

[Neb Maro]

Somone needs to explain this game. According to my interpretation of John's post. It's like Jeopardy. He posted an answer. The following post posts a question that fits with that answer and then he posts an answer of his own. Third poster posts a question to fit with the second posters answer and then posts an answer of his own. Wash, rinse, repeat. have I understood in corretly?

 

[MJ5150]

OK, you guys are weird. But, I'll play.

q: What pill did you take this morning?

a: One jalapeno pepper.

-Mike

 

[Neb Maro]

John- The large purple one.

Me- Q: What obnoxious tv dinosaur did I run over with my truck?



A: Flat as a pancake and twice as smelly.

 

[john turner]

OK, you guys are weird. But, I'll play.

q: What pill did you take this morning?

a: One jalapeno pepper.

-Mike

q: how much is your doubleneck worth?

a: a little slowly these days.

 

[john turner]

A: Flat as a pancake and twice as smelly.

q: what condition did you leave that pillow you were sitting on?

a: because her hands are swollen.

 

[disenchant]

Q. Why is your girfriend walking around with your pants on her hand?

A. You ate it.

 

[Atoz]

Q. Why is your girfriend walking around with your pants on her hand?

Heh...

A. You ate it.

Q: What happened to that bag of Corn-Nuts that was supposed to be in my desk?

A: Because shooting it would be too easy.

 

[Tony G]

Why did you mutilate that frog with a spork?



red fish, blue fish.

 

[jady]

Q: who did the white fish invite to the 4th of July picnic

A: A handful of spiral cut ham

 

[Skel]

Q. What's the nicest thing to bring to a Bar Mitzvah?

A. A lemon and a clock.

 

[Neb Maro]

Q: What did Marta bring along with tequila to your "massage" sessions?

A: A dog with hemerhoids.

 

[jady]

Q: What's the worst X-mas gift you can give to a proctologist?

A: 3 pints of horse blood and a Live Chicken

 

[Tony G]

What is KFC's secret recipe?





I tried to make it to the bathroom, but I didn't get there in time.

 

[vindy500]

Q. whats that wet patch on your chair


A. i like dirt

 

[Neb Maro]

Are you eating mud?


A: It wasn't my fault. She kicked me out before I could get dressed.

 

[Tony G]

So you didn't get the money?



I threw the orange peels away.