- Dec 20, 2004
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Q: What did Jaco say the last time he played his 5-string bass?
A: Able to discern between dog and cat farts
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- Thread starter john turner
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Q: What did Jaco say the last time he played his 5-string bass?
A: Able to discern between dog and cat farts
bongomania
Commercial User
Q: What does "growl" sound like?
A: If it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog, I would have gotten away with it!
A: If it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog, I would have gotten away with it!
Q: You mean the Mummy is really... (removes mask)... "PROFESSOR FOSTER!?"
A: You couldn't pay me to do that.
A: You couldn't pay me to do that.
- Dec 20, 2004
- 4,267
- 2,481
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- Player-Builder-Founder: Honey Badger Pickups & Regenerate Guitar Works
Q: What would you like in your coffee enema?
A: $50 and I'll make it all disappear....
Q: So is there really video footage of that Valentine's day gig where I had to sing "When A Man Loves A Woman"?
A: But one day, in a fully evolved culture no one will worry about that anymore.
A: But one day, in a fully evolved culture no one will worry about that anymore.
Q: Wait, so you say you're running on... "3 engines"?
A: How many times do I have to tell you? GO GET THE PACKAGE OR I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS!
A: How many times do I have to tell you? GO GET THE PACKAGE OR I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS!
bongomania
Commercial User
Q: Boss, I'd like to help out, but would there be any consequences if I don't?
A: Stains like that are the reason he wears paisley.
A: Stains like that are the reason he wears paisley.
can you tell if that's mustard, motor oil, ink, or peanut sauce?
there's a whole big stack of those in the warehouse.
there's a whole big stack of those in the warehouse.
Q: Did you see what I just got on ebay?!?!?! And he says it's the only one in circulation in the world!!!
A: I tried to stop him. But some lessons you just have to learn for yourself.
A: I tried to stop him. But some lessons you just have to learn for yourself.
