answer/question game

[DblG]

Q: I just watched "Queer Eye" with my girlfriend, and I kind of like the way they redid the guy's apartment. Is that bad?


A: There's nothing wrong with that, as long as you leave a tip.

I threw up on the bar, then walked home.


That's a little too dark.

 

[bongomania]

I threw up on the bar, then walked home, was that OK? <-- fixed it for you.


That's a little too dark.

Q: When you say "kill the lights", should I also kill everyone in the room?


A: Banana bread, zucchini bread, or "surprise bread".

 

[Atoz]

Q: What can I call this loaf of bread in my shorts?


A: Go ahead - no one's watching, anyway.

 

[Sneckumhaw]

Do you mind if I stab this guy?

A little bit of column a, a little bit of column b.

 

[DblG]

what's that a summation of?



Sadly, I think it's coming to an end.

 

[anderbass]

Q: Do you think "mullet" hair cuts are going out of style?


A: Hey... if you read about it on the net, it's just gotta be the truth.

 

[Atoz]

Q: You mean if I give my bank information to this Nigerian prince, he'll give me 10% of whatever he transfers out of the country?

A: You should really take a shower.

 

[Sneckumhaw]

What's the hygiene etiquette for a honeymoon?

Take it up with Regis Philbin.

 

[DblG]

Q: What should I do about my crush on Kelly Ripa?


A: It's stuck in the ceiling tile.

 

[bongomania]

Q: Dude, where's my frenum barbell?


A: The French have several words for that.

 

[AdlerAugen]

Oh %$#@ %$#@, and @#$^% that too!




Somewhere over the rainbow, around the corner, and up your butt.

 

[bongomania]

Q: Where have you been hiding?


A: Oh, it sounded "punchy" all right.

 

[Bard2dbone]

Q: So, did your new plutonium powered amp sound punchy enough? You know, before it actually killed off your audience?


A: Sometimes death is the best you can hope for.

 

[DblG]

Q: Do you think I might one day be as good as Jaco?


A: That looks like hell, but it smells good.

 

[bongomania]

Q: Did you expect the afterlife to be a South Asian restaurant?


A: If you can keep the hair under control, you'll be OK.

 

[dharma]

Q: Did you expect the afterlife to be a South Asian restaurant?


A: If you can keep the hair under control, you'll be OK.

Q: Will it be difficult to work with Cousin It in my porn-directing debut?

A: It didn't hurt so much, it was the crunching sound that really got me.

 

[Atoz]

Q: Took one in the onions, huh?


A: Step away slowly, and no one gets hurt.

 

[bongomania]

Q: ZOMGZ, should I pull the trigger on this ebay auction?!!11!111?


A: There are five types, but only one will kill you.

 

[Thor]

Does my SVT have 'capacitors'?


That's why my right foot hurts!

 

[anderbass]

Q: Did you know you're wearing two left shoes?


A: Maybe it's just not fully "broke-in" yet, and needs a little more time.