answer/question game

[Atoz]

Q: Whatever happened to those pictures of you wearing nothing but a lampshade and leather chaps?

A: Hmmmm... He's not answering his phone right now.

 

[mimaz]

Q: Did anyone see the drummer after the gig?


A: That sun sure is bright.

 

[DblG]

Did you see where I hit my ball?


In the morning, before the dog went out.

 

[bongomania]

Q: When did you poop in the yard?


A: Looks like somebody ran out of steam.

 

[DblG]

Why doesn't my Grande-Cafe-Mocha-Venti-Double-shot- Espresso-Frati-Spumati-Boombati-Cappacino have any froth on top?


I sent it via UPS.

 

[Bard2dbone]

Q: What happened to that picture of DblG in a lampshade and chaps?


A: I think it's a helium filled blow-up love sheep.

 

[anderbass]

Q: What POSSESSION are you most proud of?


A: I'm kinda dyslexic, and it just came out backwards.

 

[Jazzin']

Q: What does "establishdistarianismantiment" mean?

A: 2.56 times ten to the seven Newtons per meter squared.

 

[Sonic_Death]

Q: How do you get 25,600,000 pascals again?


A: Just google it.

 

[Jazzin']

Q: what is google and how can I learn how to use it?

A: It's the third time this week.

 

[bongomania]

Q: You let the preacher fondle you again?


A: It's only nose hair, quit complainin'.

 

[Bard2dbone]

Q: WHAT is this sweater knitted out of again?


A: You REALLY don't want to look under there.

 

[DblG]

Since when do you put the seat down honey?


Premature decapitation.

 

[bongomania]

Q: What's your biggest turnoff?


A: You have to have the right kind of pliers.

 

[DblG]

How do you get that great sound out of your bass?


I think it's painted on.

 

[Jazzin']

Q: How tight is that t-shirt on that woman?

A: Well I couldn't do it in order.

 

[Bard2dbone]

Q: Did you remember: underwear, then pants. then bizarre fetish-related leathery chap-things?


A: I said "We come in PEACE." not grease!

 

[DblG]

Stop right there, one step closer and I'll squirt you with my bottle of Dawn.


I couldn't help myself, it was a full moon.

 

[Bard2dbone]

Q: I get that you were wearing a werewolf costume for Halloween, but why did you attack that guy who dropped his pants to show you his butt?



A: I think a gopher is living in my sock drawer now. And it won't turn down its stereo.

 

[Drake Kennedy]

Q: Why is there chirping and "It's Raining Men" blaring out of your bedroom?


A: I swear on my mother...*vomits everywhere*...that I haven't had one drpppt...drink ocifer...*more vomit*.