answer/question game

[Bard2dbone]

Q: Did you hear? Jenna Jamison has a non-sex tape that got out. It shows her sitting around, talking on the phone, paying bills. No sex with random strangers AT ALL! None! Seriously! Her people Totally deny it's her, of course...

A: That's where the old building used to be. Now it's plowed under. I don't know what they're going to put there.

 

[mimaz]

Q: Did you hear? Jenna Jamison has a non-sex tape that got out. It shows her sitting around, talking on the phone, paying bills. No sex with random strangers AT ALL! None! Seriously! Her people Totally deny it's her, of course...

A: That's where the old building used to be. Now it's plowed under. I don't know what they're going to put there.

Q: Didn't we play a club right around here around 20 years ago?


A: Man, I NEVER thought that would happen!

 

[Bard2dbone]

Q: So this thread disappeared for a week. What's up with that?



A: Why am I bleeding from THERE?!?!

 

[Atoz]

Q: What's that dark stain on the back of your pants?


A: Once or twice. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Q: Have you ever stuck wasabi up your nose?

A: Soap doesn't necessarily mean clean.

 

[mimaz]

Q: Did you catch a wiff of that?


A: I need that to survive.

 

[Atoz]

Q: How would you like it if I took your bass away?


A: I'd find that about as desirable as a root canal.

 

[Sonic_Death]

Q: Dude what do you think of this new piercing I just got?


A: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Q: How does my finger smell?

A: Smacked her with a Tuba

 

[bongomania]

Q: Why did the defendant get a shorter sentence due to "entertaining circumstances"?


A: I guess it's like making sausages.

 

[Atoz]

Q: I wonder how she squeezes into those tight jeans every morning?


A: Right up until the time I touched it, I could have sworn it was a snowball.

 

[Bard2dbone]

Q: Why were you so into that styrofoam globe?


A: Mostly folks get diarrhea and vomiting from it, but I just got a little dizzy.

 

[Atoz]

Q: Have you been nipping at the amoebic dysentery samples again?

A: Why is my mouse there?

 

[Bard2dbone]

Q: When did the two of you become one of those couples whose lives revolve around their rats?


A: Someone was hanging from it and now it's all crooked.

 

[anderbass]

Q: What happened to your mustache?


A: It was real dark and I thought you were a girl.

 

[Atoz]

Q: Dude... will you take your finger out of my mouth?


A: Whoa! I thought that was cheese!

 

[bongomania]

Q: Why are you putting my liposuction samples on your burger?

A: It was on an unmarked CDR.

 

[Jezz8me]

Q:Why was there sexualy explicit material involving dogs on my mix CD?


A: dripping with a thick red liquid

 

[anderbass]

Q: What does a "hamburger" and "that time of the month" have in common?


A: Great idea! I don't see how it could fail.

 

[bongomania]

Q: If I want to learn how to fly like a bird, can I achieve that by stabbing people randomly in the street?


A: Yeah, but he was made of wood.