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answer/question game
- Thread starter john turner
- Start date
LOL.
Q: Why do I have such bad luck keeping girlfriends?
A: I think your going to need the extra heavy duty, commercial strength.
A: I think your going to need the extra heavy duty, commercial strength.
Q: So you say I need a bath, can you recommend any kinds of deodorants though?
A: Saw it on Nickelodeon.
A: Saw it on Nickelodeon.
Q: Exactly HOW do you love a horse anyway?
A: Just leave it in there. That way she'll poop in a baggie.
A: Just leave it in there. That way she'll poop in a baggie.
soulgeezer
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- Jan 29, 2007
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Q: Sergeant, the astronaut stalker chick is wearing a diaper. Should we take it off when we book her?
A: It seemed like the thing to do at the time.
Q: And why exactly did you try to shove that dead chicken into your pants while standing on a steel beam 200 feet above the ground?
soulgeezer
Inactive
- Jan 29, 2007
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- Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
Q: Is Jazzin' trying to kill the thread by not providing an answer to be followed up by a question?
A: Kids these days!
Q: Why did Jazzin' forget to provide a new answer after asking the question for the previous answer? What a dufus!
A: It's in the bucket.
soulgeezer
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- Jan 29, 2007
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- Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
i came home from camp with this huge red crater on the back of my head!
it's from staring at the sun for 8.3 minutes.
it's from staring at the sun for 8.3 minutes.
soulgeezer
Inactive
- Jan 29, 2007
- 5,123
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- Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
Q: Was there an elf in the corner?
A: I dialed the 900 number, but the girl who answered didn't want to engage in intellectual intercourse!
Q: Hey, remember that old late 50s Fender bass you sold for 50 bucks?
A: Unfortunately my rapid nose hair growth
and declining vision problems both started at the exact same time.
A: Unfortunately my rapid nose hair growth
and declining vision problems both started at the exact same time.
- Mar 1, 2005
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- Endorsing Artist: Crook Custom Guitars
Q: Ah...I think you got the wrong end, how's it smell?
A: He claimed to be an expert, and said not to worry.
A: He claimed to be an expert, and said not to worry.
Q I can't beleive he got her clothes off?
A Put it in the air, I need a place to put the remote.
A Put it in the air, I need a place to put the remote.
bongomania
Commercial User
Q: What should I do with this beam of infrared light?
A: It worked for the forensics lab on that TV show.
A: It worked for the forensics lab on that TV show.
