answer/question game

[Jazzin']

Q: Is it "-7 below zero" or just "7 below zero"?



A: It's a spatula.

Q: What's that thing up that kangaroo's ***?


A: Yes, but only on weekends.

 

[mimaz]

Q: Are you still wearin' those cowboy smiley pocket shirts?


A: That's not my dog.

 

[Drake Kennedy]

Q: Is this your dog?


A: Calm down, deep breaths. In...out... Now listen - I didn't mean to burn your house down and steal your car and wife...

 

[Jazzin']

Q: Can I kill you right now for buring my house down and stealing my car and wife? Because I am ready to kill you!

A: The dog ate it.

 

[mimaz]

Q: What happened to that pile of poo out in the yard?


A: Woof

 

[bongomania]

Q: Did you see that big hunky bear?


A: Some rags and twine, mostly.

 

[beyondhairy]

Q: Did you see that big hunky bear?


A: Some rags and twine, mostly.

Q: whats the latest fashion?

A: angry amish chicken plucker

 

[anderbass]

Q: whats got a big hat, funny beard and spends all day Violently plucking fowl?

A: A pair of jumper cables, a sharpened stick and a extra large jar of Vaseline.

 

[Sonic_Death]

Q: What would it take for MacGyver to learn to play bass like an expert.


A: I'm talkin' downtown!

 

[Bard2dbone]

Q: So where are you giving your presentation on the shame of compulsive public masturbation?


A: Use the Search function.

 

[Otso]

Q: How many strings did Jaco need?

A: The doctor said it's perfectly natural...

 

[Bard2dbone]

Q: What did the Doctor tell you about your symptoms while you were locked up in a quarantine room?


A: Sea-Monsters aren't really real.

 

[mimaz]

Q: What did the shrink tell Sigmund at his last appointment?


A: It was orange, and over 18" long.

 

[Drake Kennedy]

Q: So what did she say about me?


A: Well, son, there's a point in every man's life when the women just won't leave your side. It's usually at your funeral.

 

[bongomania]

Q: Dad, are you drunk again?


A: I brought you a bag of pine cones.

 

[soulgeezer]

Q: Did you put any toilet paper in the outhouse?



A: He's the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

 

[beyondhairy]

Q: Did you put any toilet paper in the outhouse?



A: He's the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

Q: whos that unfortunate soul sitting by himself?

A: 36 pencils and a stuffed prareydog

 

[anderbass]

Q: Hey this tastes pretty good and its really crunchy, what is it?


A: Well at least you can finally sit without that inflatable ring now.

 

[Jared Lash]

Q I'm just saying, wouldn't it make more sense to call them asteroids?

A I heard that's how it's done in Mongolia.

 

[soulgeezer]

Q: Hey this tastes pretty good and its really crunchy, what is it?


A: Well at least you can finally sit without that inflatable ring now.

Q: Did you try that jalapeno, onion, and garlic suppository that I recommended?



A: The chick who plays Reba McEntire's daughter on TV -- No, not the redhead; the blonde one.