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answer/question game
- Thread starter john turner
- Start date
Q: So how do you know when you've been slogging around in the swamp to long?
A: Uhmmm... maybe it just needs a little dash of salt.
A: Uhmmm... maybe it just needs a little dash of salt.
soulgeezer
Inactive
- Jan 29, 2007
- 5,123
- 2
- Disclosures
- Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
Q: We know what you did! You were alone, in the bathroom, with a Glamour magazine! You did it, didn't you?!?!?!?!?
A: Right there. On the train. In front of everybody!
Q: I heard you lost a bet and had to somehow 'relieve' yourself in public. Where did you end up doing it?
A: The trial starts Thursday.
A: The trial starts Thursday.
Q: How'd your polka interpretation of "Portrait of Tracy" go over?
A: I swear, it was the size of a watermelon.
A: I swear, it was the size of a watermelon.
Q: How do you feel about that drinking that sample of whale sperm?
A: I'm wearing one sock and I woke up naked.
A: I'm wearing one sock and I woke up naked.
Q: What happened when you passed out in the dryer?
A: If you try real hard you can hear the ocean
A: If you try real hard you can hear the ocean
Q: So what do you tell your girlfriend again so she lets you put your head in her chest?
A: He just did it, right there, right then!
A: He just did it, right there, right then!
soulgeezer
Inactive
- Jan 29, 2007
- 5,123
- 2
- Disclosures
- Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
Q: Oooh, this is good... Why aren't you eating the yellow snow we found under the tree?
A: I saw him on "To Catch A Predator"
Q:How come soulgeezer hasn't been on TB lately?
A:Ok I'll sqeeze them but there's no telling what my tongue will do.
A:Ok I'll sqeeze them but there's no telling what my tongue will do.
soulgeezer
Inactive
- Jan 29, 2007
- 5,123
- 2
- Disclosures
- Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
Q: What did MakiSupaStar say just before his first experience sucking fruit? (It's a joke! 
)
A: Asterisks.
)A: Asterisks.
