Q: What's that next to the very, very, VERY big 2?
A: I'm going to hold my breath until it stops.
A: I'm going to hold my breath until it stops.
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bongomania
Commercial User
Q: What are you going to do about the heart condition your doctor warned you about?
A: That's some pile of bones you've got there.
A: That's some pile of bones you've got there.
soulgeezer
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- Jan 29, 2007
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- Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
Q: So how did that 'SVT and a cargo parachute' experiment work out?
A: I osed to have hostility issues, but now I don't...as much.
A: I osed to have hostility issues, but now I don't...as much.
soulgeezer
Inactive
- Jan 29, 2007
- 5,123
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- Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
Q: Geez, dude! Why'd you have to hit me, just because I pointed out that you misspelled "used"?
A: The paperboy, the dog next door, and the housewife down the street.
bongomania
Commercial User
Q: Who all beat you at that arm-wrestling tournament?
A: Geez, I've already set it on fire twice.
A: Geez, I've already set it on fire twice.
Q: So I heard you were havinf overheating problems with your new amp?
A: I'm still nauseated from it.
A: I'm still nauseated from it.
Q: So... did you hear the Celine Dion marathon on the radio last week?
A: That has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
A: That has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
Q: I think I can make this work. I believe we can use the current electoral system to actuallly elect someone worthy to hold a major public office.
(Sorry. I had to.)
A: It's the new goth teen act Marilyn Hanson. (singing "Mmmmbop like an animal")
(Sorry. I had to.)
A: It's the new goth teen act Marilyn Hanson. (singing "Mmmmbop like an animal")
bongomania
Commercial User
When I squeeze it, a white pus-like substance oozes out.
They used a hemostat to remove the watch? Wow, just
wow!
They used a hemostat to remove the watch? Wow, just
wow!
Q: have you ever peeing on a campfire?
A; Because she said it was legal only in this town, on this day of this month, of this year...
A; Because she said it was legal only in this town, on this day of this month, of this year...
soulgeezer
Inactive
- Jan 29, 2007
- 5,123
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- Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
Q: Why exactly did you put on a blonde wig and ride a horse down the middle of Main Street at high noon wearing nothing but a smile?
A: "Devil Dog, the Hound from Hell."
Q: So you really named your unit after a "made for TV" movie?
A: It looked kind of like a taco.
A: It looked kind of like a taco.
soulgeezer
Inactive
- Jan 29, 2007
- 5,123
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- Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
Q: Did you see that picture of Britney with her *head* shaved?
A: Just push the "Easy Button."
bongomania
Commercial User
Q: What's that euphemism you use for getting chicks drunk?
A: I guess if you saw it on Youtube then it must be real.
A: I guess if you saw it on Youtube then it must be real.
