answer/question game

[Tired_Thumb]

Q: ...but Ms. Lunch Lady, can't I get a peanut butter & jelly?


A: Look up there.

 

[Thor]

Sing the only Elvis Costello lyric you know!



Project MKULTRA and a large pink elephant in diapers.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Q: These DT's are rough, why did I choose today to quit drinking?

A: Wrong hole!!!

 

[Thor]

Q: These DT's are rough, why did I choose today to quit drinking?

A: Wrong hole!!!

Stick it in Your Ear!



Oogaboo

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Stick it in Your Ear!



Oogaboo

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Stick it in Your Ear!



Oogaboo

Q: What do neanderthals use for the f word?

A: Knocked an "o" in his front teeth.

 

[anderbass]

Q: How did you finally teach him to whistle?



A: No but if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it.

 

[Jazzin']

Q: How did you finally teach him to whistle?



A: No but if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it.

Q: Have you heard of this cool bassline that what's his name played?

A: 15 inches.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Q: How long will lung butter stretch before breaking?

A: Just go with it babe. I don't like you either.

 

[bongomania]

Q: How long do we have to stay married?


A: In between the toes.

 

[soulgeezer]

Q: How long do we have to stay married?


A: In between the toes.

Q: Where do mushrooms grow?



A: Girls with tattoos.

 

[Muusers]

Q: What is your favourite candy-flavour?

A: It was something with an 'r' in it...

 

[werbo1]

Q: What did she say, Gone to see ya?

A: It was the cactus!

 

[Sonic_Death]

Q: Dude, why did you just freaking poke me.


A: I think Thor did it.

 

[Mark Wilson]

Q: Who the hell told California that it's okay to break off and go chill with Hawaii?!



A: Tikilokowaka told me to.

 

[Jazzin']

Q: Who told you to become an anti-dentite?

A: I can't sleep like that.

 

[Bard2dbone]

Q: Why don't you stand up in a hammock like the rest of us?


A: Because if you do, then it will hurt when you pee afterwards.

 

[mimaz]

Q: Waddaya mean I shouldn't go to that party after the gig?



A: It only feels like -7 below zero.

 

[soulgeezer]

Q: Is it "-7 below zero" or just "7 below zero"?



A: It's a spatula.

 

[mimaz]

Q: Is it "-7 below zero" or just "7 below zero"?

I was kinda wondering that myself.

Carry on.