answer/question game

[anderbass]

Q: How do I get these dam kids to stop running around, and just sit still for awhile?

A: They said it was completely normal, and was supposed to do that.

 

[bongomania]

Q: How did the aliens respond when you said the probe really really hurt?


A: Get it in a jar.

 

[soulgeezer]

Q: How did the aliens respond when you said the probe really really hurt?


A: Get it in a jar.

Q: How should I ask them to preserve my appendix after the operation?

A: She wasn't blonde enough to be that stupid.

 

[Atoz]

Q: Is it true your ex-girlfriend accidentally locked herself inside the car, and it took two hours for her to get out?

A: It felt like I was passing a can of peas.

 

[Drake Kennedy]

Good god! What did you do to my toilet?


I...er...let's just say she had it coming, you need a new shower curtain, and I'm sorry about your sheets...

 

[Atoz]

Q: What happened to my room, Mr. Bates?


A: Could you talk a little less loudly? My head is pounding.

 

[Blackbird]

Q: I LOVE KATIE HOLMES! DID YOU KNOW I LOVE KATIE HOLMES? HAVE YOU SEEN MY PICTURES WITH KATIE HOLMES? CAN I JUMP ON YOUR COUCH TO SHOW HOW MUCH I LOVE KATIE HOLMES?


A: Yes, but what a way to go.

 

[Thor]

Is it true that Anna Nicole fell on top of you when she expired?


Preparation H

 

[Atoz]

Q: How are you able to sit still for so long?

A: Like two sun-ripened tomatoes...

 

[The BurgerMeister]

i think you need some Preparation H... what is it that that looks like?


fire in the belly.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Q:How does it sqeeze so evenly?

A:It looked like a walking road-kill wearing a skirt, bad make-up, while balancing a martini on her nose.

 

[Phil Mastro]

Q: What did your mama look like?


A: Nah, he's in risk management.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Q: What did your mama look like?


A: Nah, he's in risk management.

Just a quick confirmation... I'm a little stupid so I could be wrong... Aren't we supposed to answer the question on top and then provide question for the next poster?

 

[Sonic_Death]

Just a quick confirmation... I'm a little stupid so I could be wrong... Aren't we supposed to answer the question on top and then provide question for the next poster?

You got it mixed up. We provide a question to coincide with the previous answer, and then provide an answer of our own which someone else will make a question for.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

You got it mixed up. We provide a question to coincide with the previous answer, and then provide an answer of our own which someone else will make a question for.

Thanks. I got it now. I'm such a 'tard.:scowl:

 

[Tired_Thumb]

Q: What did your mama look like?


A: Nah, he's in risk management.

Q: Doesn't your college roommate live on the San Andreas now?


A: You'll have to find it yourself.

 

[bongomania]

Q: I loaned you my enlightenment, where the heck did you leave it?


A: Chicken pot pie, I guess.

 

[Atoz]

Q: That new cologne of yours is, um... interesting. Do you know what it smells like?



A: Thank you, Thighmaster!

 

[soulgeezer]

Q: That new cologne of yours is, um... interesting. Do you know what it smells like?



A: Thank you, Thighmaster!

Q. Suzanne, you're 102, a QVC spokesmodel, and your butt still looks like it did that first time you rolled over on the chaise lounge during the opening credits of Three's Company -- How do you stay so fit?



A. He's gay. Not Liberace gay, but just kind of happy, if you know what I mean...

 

[Atoz]

Q: You met John Amaechi?


A: Not that there's anything wrong with that...