answer/question game

[Bard2dbone]

Q: Did you read Jauqo's post too about an "Ampallang" and wonder what it was, so you decided to wikipedia it and were shocked at the picture that came up?


A: Hmm, so that is how you do it.

Q: Can you remember this time? Left foot over here, right foot on top of this and pull up with both hands like THIS.

A: There are some things mankind is not meant to understand.

 

[Otso]

Q: Why was the Marshall half-stack invented?

A: I had no other choice!

 

[AdlerAugen]

So why did you marry her? shotgun?



Help. I need somebody!

 

[Bard2dbone]

Q: Okay. You can sing lead on the next one. But does it have to be another Beatles song?


A: That's what his surgery was really for.

 

[Blackbird]

Which one hurt more, the foot in his mouth or the silver spoon up his rear?


That's the kind of stuff no school will teach you.

 

[mimaz]

Q: Have you seen the new groupie?


A: Are you sure that's snow?

 

[Atoz]

Q: Why does this snow cone taste funny?


A: Stay there. I'll be back in 5 minutes.

 

[Sonic_Death]

Q: Dude, can I please borrow like 50 bucks?


A: I heard he watches Gilmore Girls.

 

[trumpeter]

Q. What's with that shredtastic guitarist?

A. Its what happens when you touch yourself on the back of the head while you are bending over, DUH.

 

[bongomania]

Q: How did all that rioting and civil war get started?

A: Try it again, this time with feeling.

 

[werbo1]

Q: Well, did i put it in the right place?

A: Well, the blue fuzzy!

 

[AdlerAugen]

Are you blue daba dee daba dai?


I beg to differ from your hollow lies.

 

[Blackbird]

You covered up your mirror and said what??


If one's good, imagine what two would be like.

 

[trumpeter]

Oh man, did you see that comedian last night?



SHE CAN'T HANDLE IT!

 

[werbo1]

Did you see that waitress?

I'm not typing an answer...

^ that's my answer

 

[bongomania]

Q: What are you doing with your hands below the desktop?


A: I wouldn't have thought of using a 3-ring binder for that purpose.

 

[Atoz]

Q: Do you like my new piercing?


A: OK... though I'd rather use a head of lettuce.

 

[The BurgerMeister]

would you like to play tennis with this watermelon?


it's really the only way to cook it.

 

[Bard2dbone]

Q: Have you ever seen what happens when a cow stands behind a jet engine that they're about to test?


A: Some people just can't handle it.

 

[The BurgerMeister]

how can you justify walking around with that thing flapping up and down??


well, well, well! you ARE mr fancypants!