soulgeezer
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Q. So, you say you enjoy John Mayer?
A. A Hello! Kitty doll, a wire whisk, and a thirty-eight cents.
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Q. So, you say you enjoy John Mayer?
A. A Hello! Kitty doll, a wire whisk, and a thirty-eight cents.
Q: Man when you've got the munchies you've got the munchies... This stuff is good, what is it anyway?
A: One shaved eyebrow, a goofy smile on his face, some chick's soiled panties on his forehead, and photographic evidence in case he decides to run for president.
Q: Our drummer was fine when I left the party, now he won't come out of his house! What happened?
A: My shoes hurt!
A: My shoes hurt!
soulgeezer
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Q: Nice to meet you, Mr. Martin. Are those the Cruel Shoes?
Or,
Q: How would your shoes feel if I said that my shoes were superior?
A: I said, bass players' necks are longer.
"The Cruel Shoes." That's comedy gold!
I think I still own that bit on vinyl.Q: Pardon me?
A: But I don't want to eat the crust!
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"The Cruel Shoes." That's comedy gold!
Q: Pardon me?
A: But I don't want to eat the crust!
Q: Hey hun, can I get you all of Dystopia's albums for our anniversary?
A: I'm too humble to admit that.
Q: You took all three of them at the same time! Did you leave them smiling?
A: Yogurt in places in dark places.
A: Yogurt in places in dark places.
soulgeezer
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Q: OK, class, who can give me an example of comma omission leading to fractured syntax and ambiguity in the use of the preposition "in"?
A: It got stuck in the copy machine; there was nothing we could do.
LOL - stupid typos always steal my thunder. [raises fist in air... then lowers it in defeat]
soulgeezer
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Q: Why did Ted start wearing dresses anyway?
A: [looking at x-ray] Hey Bob, we've found your shoe.
soulgeezer
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Q: Doc, I've been constipated ever since I had that fight with my wife. Can you tell me what's wrong?
A: It's 200 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Q:What's your favorite line from Blues Brothers?
A: I never knew something that tastes so bad can create so many colors.
soulgeezer
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Hey Bubba, whachy'all got chained to the back of the
pickup truck?
Reddi Whip and a garter belt.
pickup truck?
Reddi Whip and a garter belt.
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Q: We've got the hookers, a truckload of blow, viagra, the defibalator, supositories, a Sierra Nevada truck with 150 kegs, Wolfgang Puck's on the grill, two cows as back-up, a donkey, a vat of crisco, what's missing?
A: He's up to his elbows in a cow.
soulgeezer
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Q: Oh, my God! Turn on channel 27! Do you see what Mike Rowe is doing on Dirty Jobs?
A: A midget, a donkey, a tub of jello, and Conan O'Brien.
Q: Okay, what's your best excuse if you'd hit someone in the face, not on purpose ofcourse?
A: Salami is gooood!
A: Salami is gooood!
